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MockBot Jun 24th, 2008 02:48 AM

Editorials - 50 Awesome Tattoo Ideas
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Mental Pooperscooper Jun 24th, 2008 04:48 AM

...now i will have to avoid tattoo parlors...

also wouldn't Santa Claus with his pants dropped sitting on a chimney, reading a newspaper, with the words "i got your presents right here" make a decent tattoo?

Terrible-D Jun 24th, 2008 05:38 AM

The Zod idea made me chuckle, mostly because I've already nick-named my junk zod.

greenimp Jun 24th, 2008 08:04 AM

im going to get all of them... IN THE SAME PLACE!

JJ_Maniac Jun 24th, 2008 08:59 AM

lol greenimp that would just make one huge black square. I have a music bar with the treble clef going around my bicep, with the chords to a Beatles song tattooed on top of them

Creepy-critters Jun 24th, 2008 09:17 AM

My friend got the Heartagram tattooed on the inside of his right wrist. I was like "Dude, you know you're a trademark of Bam now, right?"

BakaGaijin Jun 24th, 2008 10:24 AM

With so many good ideas, you should get one of them Proto. However, if it's the Mario mushroom or Zod, no pictures please.


Commanderraf Jun 24th, 2008 10:40 AM


God, as a bearded old man clad in robes riding a motorcycle. Baby Jesus is riding in a sidecar, smoking a cigar and firing a machine gun.
I hate tatoos, but that would be awesome as one. Or as a painting... hell, even as a window in a church or as postage stamp.

BurntToShreds Jun 24th, 2008 11:38 AM

Before I clicked on it, I thought it was going to be by Max Burbank. Do you blame me?

Jigby Huggletinks Jun 24th, 2008 12:08 PM

I agree with BurntToShreds; this piece is very out of the typical for Mr. Proto. It sounds more like a piece by My Lord and Savior Max Burbank. It was a phenomenal read, though, and I would very much like to have the one of God and Jesus on the motorcycle.

Mockery Jun 24th, 2008 12:31 PM

Heheh yeah, when he first sent me the article I had to do a double check to make sure it was him since it's usually Max who sends in big lists of 50 things like that. I'd say more, but I have an appointment to get a tat of Richard Simmons BURSTING THROUGH MY SKIN.

Jigby Huggletinks Jun 24th, 2008 12:39 PM

So... who'll be first to bring this graphic to a tattoo shop and get it around their arm?

My friends heads on nude cherubs probably coming soon.

Protoclown Jun 24th, 2008 12:41 PM

I've done list pieces like this before (like my list of reasons why the Transformers movie would suck), but you're right, this particular one is pretty atypical for me. I like to do something different and branch out every once in a while though.

I definitely get why people might have expected this to be a Burbank piece just seeing it linked on the front page though. And I won't deny that Max is one of my biggest influences when it comes to comedy writing.

Jigby Huggletinks Jun 24th, 2008 01:11 PM

It doesn't meet all the criteria, so let's just say this is inspired by Proto.

Jigby Huggletinks Jun 24th, 2008 01:12 PM

(Forgot to add it in last comment...)

palsy blue stupid Jun 24th, 2008 01:17 PM

Boo! for the Pee Wee jab...Paul Reubens is a comic genius, even if he isn't a Puritan.

Protoclown Jun 24th, 2008 01:49 PM

Lighten up, man. I'm a fan of Paul Reubens.

s0n1c m0nk3y Jun 24th, 2008 02:48 PM

Here we go.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 24th, 2008 03:03 PM

It's totally missing the tattoo of Charlie Sheens face covering your entire face.

palsy blue stupid Jun 24th, 2008 03:20 PM

Protoclown, my boo! was directed in a general way at all pee wee jabs/jokes, not at you personally. I consider you a comic genius as well.

Aries Jun 24th, 2008 04:08 PM

A friend of mine has a large tattoo on his arm of a buff-looking Satan with an erection. No, I'm not kidding.

Julio Jun 24th, 2008 04:18 PM

I think that having both Jesus and Satan on a convertible with girls on the back seat while they all drink a beer and rock witt celestial (hellish) fervor will be just plain badass.

Ferrit Jun 24th, 2008 07:45 PM

Always thought a tattoo of a massive handlebar mustache on the face would be 7 shades of awesome

Desert_Screams Jun 24th, 2008 08:54 PM

The Vincent Price one actually sounds pretty cool.

Jigby Huggletinks Jun 24th, 2008 10:41 PM

The Richard Simmons one may be the gayest thing I've ever seen, except for two guys doing it.

Which I've totally never seen.

PolarisSLBM Jun 24th, 2008 11:07 PM

I thought the leprechaun one sounded pretty cool... with some celtic written under it. Faith and begora or something.

s0n1c m0nk3y Jun 24th, 2008 11:13 PM

s0n1c m0nk3y Jun 24th, 2008 11:28 PM

s0n1c m0nk3y Jun 24th, 2008 11:28 PM

Ok, that one sux.

s0n1c m0nk3y Jun 24th, 2008 11:39 PM

This is my own version of a "breakout" tattoo. This one also kinda sucks, but it was my own idea.

With no inspiration, comes a crappy creation.

s0n1c m0nk3y Jun 25th, 2008 12:04 AM

Man, you know there's nothing on YouTube when...
It's THAT big!
It said somewhere on the list "your computer desktop".

resident-adam Jun 25th, 2008 05:59 AM

Man i need to find a way to get my buddies to adorn themselves with one of the above tattoos... maybe after a heavy bout of drinking and some bribes..

g_tonttu Jun 25th, 2008 10:08 AM

Hey Creepy-critters,
Heartagram is not a Bam logo...it be the Invention of HIM singer Ville Valo.
So your friend is now an official HIM trademark carrier.

executioneer Jun 26th, 2008 12:38 AM

either way it's fucking stupid, so who cares

Autrach Sejanoz Jun 26th, 2008 12:39 AM

50 different kinds of awesome, Proto. I'm especially fond of the bizzaro Iwo Jima one.

Jigby Huggletinks Jun 26th, 2008 12:22 PM

I figured you guys would like to see my friend's variation on one of these.

Nick Jun 29th, 2008 12:19 PM

This list is godly, indeed.

sspadowsky Jun 30th, 2008 03:09 AM


Satan going through a bubble-filled car wash. He is looking right at you, smiling, and giving a thumbs-up gesture. His nipples are poking into his white t-shirt just a bit.
My neighbors are going to call the police because of my 2 A.M. maniacal laughter.

Thanks, Proto.

Danny 4 Eyes Jun 30th, 2008 04:44 PM

I love Ferrits idea of handlebar mustache. That would run the full spectrum of awesomeness.

s0n1c m0nk3y Jul 2nd, 2008 11:00 PM

A suggestion:
Chuck Norris blowing gunsmoke from the tip of his right index finger.

Count Mek Jul 4th, 2008 09:40 PM

Awesome article as usual :D

glowbelly Jul 9th, 2008 01:51 PM

proto thought my frog tat was a leprechaun holding a sword.


Protoclown Jul 10th, 2008 12:21 AM


Rev. Danno Apr 3rd, 2009 07:02 PM

What about tattoo the Zig-Zag man with a tattoo on his bicep of a pot leaf smoking a bong, the bong has 'Taz' on it smoking a joint, and Taz is wearing a tye-died shirt with Fat Albert smoking a blunt. The Zig_Zag man has the words "Kannibis "Kannibal"(spelled just like that)using a typeface that looks like dog poop, or "balloon art". Oh, and it has to be on your fat stomach in day glow colors.

Lindyloo Feb 16th, 2010 01:53 PM

In response to this one: "Your significant other crying, masturbating, and eating ice cream, ALL AT THE SAME TIME!!! (Note: their discovery of this tattoo on your person must be a surprise.)"

Hahahahahahaha!! I was actually watching something on TLC the other night about some chick that couldn't stop masturbating AND she was addicted to food...So she'd do ALL 3 OF THOSE THINGS at once!! I almost felt bad for laughing at the time, because how pathetically sad would it be to have zero control like that? But also, at the same time...It's kind of a hilarious visual & a rather badass tat possibility.

sonicteam3000 Nov 23rd, 2010 02:53 PM

i am seriously considering the vicent price on a little boys body with an old man head

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