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LordSappington Jun 26th, 2008 12:50 AM

Great Dane
 
Came home to find a great dane in my house. We put up signs, but for now we need a name. I'm thinking Mephistopheles (I think I spelled that right) What do you think?
Pics soon

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 12:52 AM

Mephisto for short. :wink

Guitar Woman Jun 26th, 2008 01:06 AM

how the fuck did a great dane get in your house

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 01:08 AM

I have a great dane/boxer. He's older than me. :eek

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 01:10 AM

Name it MISTER VOLUPTUOUS

LordSappington Jun 26th, 2008 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 564015)
how the fuck did a great dane get in your house

My family might have had some doing in it, but they weren't home when I was so it naturally scared the fuck out of me. There was this 'Hey, mom, dad? You here? Where'd they go no- OH FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK THAT IS A BIG DOG'

liquidstatik Jun 26th, 2008 02:02 AM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Jun 26th, 2008 02:07 AM

DID YOU EAT IT?

THIS ISN'T CHINA YOU KNOW

DON'T BE GROSS

executioneer Jun 26th, 2008 03:36 AM

you should call it scooby or marmaduke

MetalMilitia Jun 26th, 2008 09:27 AM

Cookiepuss!

Kitsa Jun 26th, 2008 09:28 AM

Great Danes have the most horrendous farts of any dog in existence.

Fathom Zero Jun 26th, 2008 09:56 AM

name him Brubaker.

Dimnos Jun 26th, 2008 12:39 PM

Sugarfoot

Dr. Boogie Jun 26th, 2008 01:04 PM

Ramvolt.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 26th, 2008 06:10 PM

Cupcake crinkle face.

LordSappington Jun 26th, 2008 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 564214)
Cupcake crinkle face.

Favorite

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 26th, 2008 08:30 PM

:)

LordSappington Jun 26th, 2008 08:54 PM

Oh, update, his owners finally came and got him. His name was Ben Stiller. The ranch they got him from named all their animals after celebrities.
We must find and destroy this ranch, lest more animals suffer.

Shyandquietguy Jun 26th, 2008 09:47 PM

I wonder if they name the hospice animals after celebrities they hate.

Doo Duh Doo Doo!

Kybo Ren Jun 27th, 2008 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564117)
Great Danes have the most horrendous farts of any dog in existence.

goddam right!

and the x's damn dog always wanted to get in on hugs, so it would hop on your shoulders trying to get a group hug goin. first time I punched her (the dog) (I mean the canine). I didn't know what was goin on.

all great danes need a saddle and a monkey.

LordSappington Jun 27th, 2008 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kybo Ren (Post 564483)
goddam right!

(the dog) (I mean the canine).

all great danes need a saddle and a monkey.

Nice save, and WIN.

Sacks Jun 27th, 2008 11:01 PM

IRISH WOLFHOUNDS > GREAT DANES HAHA SUCK IT FAGS.

LordSappington Jun 28th, 2008 12:22 AM

Pics or they don't exist

Sacks Jun 28th, 2008 01:18 AM







WOO SMOKE ON THAT! :rock

Tadao Jun 28th, 2008 01:29 AM

Wow!

LordSappington Jun 29th, 2008 01:49 PM

Oh damn.

Kybo Ren Jun 30th, 2008 02:44 AM

Certified by the Guiness Book of World Records, the world's tallest dog is Gibson, a Harlequin Great Dane.

When he stands on his hind legs, the 170-pound Dane is more than 7 feet tall, taller than most NBA basketball players.

Gibson has an overwhelming gentle spirit and unconditional love for all. He loves riding in the "GIB-Mobile", a 1983 Oldsmobile that has the back seat taken out of it with a big soft bed in its place. [link]

Canis familiaris (the domestic dog) shows extreme diversity in body size, unlike other mammals.

Differences among dogs seems to be regulated by a single variant of one gene which small dogs possess and large dogs lack.

The National Human Genome Research Institute published its findings in the journal Science after having studied DNA samples of over 3,000 dogs and 143 breeds.

dogs in the news has a one page photo essay about the biggest dog, tallest dog, shortest dog & smallest dog in the world.

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Tallest Dog LivingWHO:GibsonWHAT:107 cm (42.2 in) tallWHERE:Grass Valley, California, USAWHEN:August 31, 2004The tallest dog living is Gibson, a harlequin great Dane, who measured 107 cm (42.2 in) tall on August 31, 2004 and is owned by Sandy Hall of Grass Valley, California, USA.

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Irish Wolfhounds are still better than Great Danes though.
Also- Always been a fan of Newfoundlands.


If I ever named a dog Chewbacca, it'd be a Newfoundland

Sacks Jun 30th, 2008 05:59 AM

The fact remains that Irish Wolfhounds look the most like adorable grandpas.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 30th, 2008 05:52 PM

What do you do with dogs that big besides ride them with a lance?

Kybo Ren Jun 30th, 2008 10:42 PM

Get yourself a van, and like, totally solve some mysteries, man.

Shyandquietguy Jul 1st, 2008 01:21 AM

And like, watch out for Jason, man!

LordSappington Jul 1st, 2008 08:10 PM

You could train a chimp to ride it and make millions!

Grislygus Jul 2nd, 2008 03:37 PM

Sacks is correct and anyone who disagrees is a jolly numbnut

Sacks Jul 2nd, 2008 05:08 PM

Here here!


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