BRAND NEW OFFICIAL I-MOCKERY T-SHIRTS NOW AVAILABLE!
 

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MOCKBOT AM REPORTING TODAY TO INFORM FORUM READERS OF NEW OFFICIAL I-MOCKERY MERCHANDISE RELEASE:



CLASSIFICATION: T-SHIRT.

COLOR: NAVY BLUE.

CHARACTERISTICS: SHARK & AWESOME TEXT ON FRONT + I-MOCKERY LOGO ON SLEEVE.

ADDITIONAL PROPERTIES: GLOWS-IN-THE-DARK.

QUANTITIES: LIMITED.

MOCKBOT INSTRUCTS YOU TO VISIT THE FOLLOWING URL FOR FURTHER T-SHIRT PURCHASING DATA:
http://www.i-mockery.com/store.php

THANK YOU FOR YOUR COMPLIANCE.

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SPAM!

Nope.

SHARK!

Wouldn't it be more appropriate if it said "JAWSOME"?

:lol I would be rad if the J was invisible until glow in the dark time.

That would rock. Make them that way.

I'm trying to think of a word to describe that besides "awesome" but I'm coming up blank.

is there gonna be a contest to win one cause i'm saving for guitar hero on tour lol :P

Heheh sorry, this initial run of the t-shirts is very limited as it is, so I don't have any freebies to give away. So if ya want one, I'd suggest getting in on it soon only because I can't guarantee more will be printed in the future. If do I print more eventually, however, I'll consider offering them up as one of the prizes in a future contest - but as you know, there are no guarantees you'd be the winner :P

Anywho, thanks to all of you who've ordered the shirt already, I really think you're gonna love your awesome sharks in all o' their glowing glory! :picklehat

the truth is i don't have a credit card is there any other way to pay

Yeah, as stated on the store page, you can email me for details regarding ordering via snail mail with a check or well-hidden cash. Send an email to webmaster@i-mockery.com with what you're interested in and I can send you the ordering details.

No Pesos!

jesus Tadao, you are RACIST!

where's that gif of the little black kid

man not even xxl ;_;

I'm a huge racist.

Hey Willie,

XXL sold out quick, as did the Mediums.

As I said in the blog, if you definitely want a shirt, drop me an email at webmaster@i-mockery.com with exactly what size shirt you need and I'll be sure to order it the next time I order a batch of these shirts. If they keep selling the way they have been over the past 48 hours, I'm guessing I'll order 'em much sooner than expected. :O

Got my shirt, I'll post a pic with the Teamsters/Pimp Status pose soon.

You bastard.

Why did you have to run out of mediums. :c

I told ya they'd sell fast :P

We're out of Small, Medium and XXL. I'll probably order some more in the next month or so since they've been selling real well, so if/when I do that, I'll make another announcement for those of you who missed out on getting the shirts in the size you needed.

10,000 Volt Ghost, lookin' forward to the pics. Hoping a lot of people will send in pics of their shirts in action.

I might take one saturday, plan on wearing it to work.

MarioRPG speaks the truth. there is no other word to describe it..

oh god I want this shirt

I want it so bad

Shark with the Teamsters pose.

In Medium Bitches

lol who would've thought they'd sell out of the plus sizes so quickly :lol

Someone is making the most awesome sailboat sail ever.

I actually ordered less of the XXL ones, so that wasn't surprising that they sold out fast. What was surprising was how quickly the Small, Medium and Large sizes have completely sold out... and I've only got a few XL ones left at this point too. :O

I'm all caught up on shipping by the way, so any of you who had placed orders on 6/8 or earlier, your shirts are on their way if you don't have 'em already.