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Cfr5 Jul 3rd, 2008 02:19 PM

For Sethomas
 
Out of nowhere, I remembered a post of yours while shaving this morning.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 558427)
... I decided that I want to go ALL OUT for when I turn 10,000 days old. ... when I figured out how to calculate the exact day someone turns 10,000 days old, I started telling everyone I know around that age about it.

So I made you this. Hopefully it's accurate so you can tell when other significantly round numbers approach.

Unless you're like me and enjoy solving problems more than knowing the answer.

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 02:31 PM

Saturday, April 25th, 2015

oh dang :o

MLE Jul 3rd, 2008 03:03 PM

Monday, March 28th, 2011 AHOY!

Evil Robot Jul 3rd, 2008 05:09 PM

The date 100000000 days later is Wednesday, December 31st, 1969.

This program is not Y3K compliant.

Dixie Jul 3rd, 2008 05:34 PM

Monday, December 22nd, 2008

I'd better get party plans in gear I guess.

Dixie Jul 3rd, 2008 05:35 PM

That was not on purpose. Could someone delete those extras?

Chojin Jul 3rd, 2008 06:49 PM

Sunday, May 22nd, 2011 :eek

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 07:08 PM

Most of you guys are N00b5 2 rl.

Nick Jul 3rd, 2008 07:28 PM

Wednesday, December 7th, 2016 :c

Shyandquietguy Jul 3rd, 2008 09:08 PM

Saturday, December 31st, 2011

That fucking sucks! I'm not outgoing enough to take a New Year's day.

darkvare Jul 3rd, 2008 09:17 PM

Friday, February 13th, 2015.

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2008 09:38 PM

monday, may 17th, 2004

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 09:39 PM

:lol too late!

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2008 09:47 PM

i was sarcastic to a dude about clerks

good enough of a celebration for me

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2008 10:26 PM

if i'm not mistaken i turn a billion seconds old sept 7th of this year, though, so hooray for that

edit:
billion seconds ~= 11574 days
10 million minutes ~= 6944 days

for those of you who are either past this point or too impatient to wait

liquidstatik Jul 3rd, 2008 11:22 PM

but what second sept 7th :eek

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2008 11:29 PM

idk for sure quit hectoring me

Tadao Jul 3rd, 2008 11:31 PM

Do you have your time of birth?

executioneer Jul 3rd, 2008 11:33 PM

nope

Cfr5 Jul 3rd, 2008 11:51 PM

Oh, all you idiots who don't know how to pass through time properly, you can put a negative offset into that thing.

Also: I'm surprised a thread I had said something in didn't die instantly for once. I feel weak now.

Asila Jul 4th, 2008 12:18 AM

January 31st, 2009 now I feel very old

Sethomas Jul 5th, 2008 03:59 AM

This is what I get for having gone more than 48 hours without logging onto I-Mockery.

Dude, this is fucking awesome. I will say that months ago I manually calculated these dates for a handful of people and your engine aligned with my dates exactly, so we can give a mutual high-five.

One thing that I haven't tested but I wonder about: does it work beyond 28 February 2100 without a 1-day offset? The reason I ask is that most people have no idea how the Gregorian calendar works, and most engines probably assume that 2100 will have a leap day when it actually does not.

So, while I acknowledge that this is a gift to all of humanity, thank you.

Esuohlim Jul 5th, 2008 04:26 AM

Monday, February 16th, 2015

I'll probably still be around to quote this very post when that day comes :(

ARMYFIREFIGHTER Jul 6th, 2008 02:14 AM

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Damn, Missed it, going to have to party extra hard to make up for lost time!

AChimp Jul 6th, 2008 11:45 AM

Tuesday, March 22nd, 2011!!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 565927)
One thing that I haven't tested but I wonder about: does it work beyond 28 February 2100 without a 1-day offset? The reason I ask is that most people have no idea how the Gregorian calendar works, and most engines probably assume that 2100 will have a leap day when it actually does not.

If he's using the functions that I think he's using, then the answer to that is probably yes.

Protoclown Jul 6th, 2008 06:57 PM

Monday, October 25th, 2004.

:(

The Leader Jul 6th, 2008 09:17 PM

Tuesday, October 4th, 2016

So many foolish mistakes to be made, so little time.

BurntToShreds Jul 6th, 2008 11:48 PM

Saturday, July 13th, 2019.

:/

darkvare Jul 7th, 2008 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 565934)
Monday, February 16th, 2015

I'll probably still be around to quote this very post when that day comes :(

wow we were born 3 days apart

glowbelly Jul 9th, 2008 09:50 AM

Friday, November 1st, 2002

ooooooooooold.

10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 11th, 2008 08:37 PM

Monday, April 12th, 2012.

Cfr5 Jul 15th, 2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas (Post 565927)
This is what I get for having gone more than 48 hours without logging onto I-Mockery.

Dude, this is fucking awesome. I will say that months ago I manually calculated these dates for a handful of people and your engine aligned with my dates exactly, so we can give a mutual high-five.

One thing that I haven't tested but I wonder about: does it work beyond 28 February 2100 without a 1-day offset? The reason I ask is that most people have no idea how the Gregorian calendar works, and most engines probably assume that 2100 will have a leap day when it actually does not.

So, while I acknowledge that this is a gift to all of humanity, thank you.

And I missed all the happenings myself since I never log in regularly. What's it been, nearly two weeks for me? Why am I asking?

First off, I'm glad you found use out of it. I figured you already did the math by now and you wouldn't need it. Then I still decided to make it so that non-10,000 days could be found. Just in case, be prepared, etc.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 566108)
If he's using the functions that I think he's using, then the answer to that is probably yes.

The only date functions it uses are checkdate, gmmktime, and date. gmmktime limits the output date to a range that the server the script is on can handle. Mashing values into what I made until getting the last date before going back to 1969 gave Monday, January 18th, 2038 as the latest date. That is probably no notable date in the calendar system. Although I hate to say it, theoretically the script would work forever, which is stupid because theory doesn't stop the program in 2038.

Don't be too impressed; I did it the hack way. The calculation itself is one line of code. The rest of the code is a simple input check and then the output. It's 22 lines total, excluding the HTML surrounding the output. If I knew every detail of the calendar system then a more extended version could be started which could probably work with later dates. I am not sure whether to bother with that. It sounds initially nasty.

I'm glad the person whose name is in the thread title actually saw it and responded. Sorry for my slowness. By now my hand is nearly in high five position.

I got to shave again now before work. This time probably won't result in a web script based on a stale forum post though.

Chojin Jul 16th, 2008 04:38 AM

so, have you gotten to work on OUR little project yet ;<

Guitar Woman Jul 16th, 2008 10:27 AM

hurry up you jerks this isn't Mother 3

Cfr5 Jul 16th, 2008 11:49 AM

Yes, Chojin, so get back in bed and take the rest of your clothes off.


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