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Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 01:23 PM

Yes indeed, nothing could possibly go wrong if we collide particles together.

MetalMilitia Aug 7th, 2008 01:29 PM

Particles naturally collide hundreds of millions of times a day in our atmosphere and with energies that dwarf the LHC by comparison. So unless the world has already ended and I didn't get the memo, I'd say we're going to be just fine.

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 01:32 PM

I have already stated that nothing could possibly go wrong. Take me off ignore.

Cedar Aug 7th, 2008 01:37 PM

it's happening until october

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 01:51 PM


Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.

Guitar Woman Aug 7th, 2008 03:08 PM

MORE LIKE LARGE HARDON COLLIDER

Guitar Woman Aug 7th, 2008 03:22 PM

Also, CERTAIN PEOPLE claim that this is a scientist working on the project currently.

I have a hard time believing this but what an uncanny resemblance!

LordSappington Aug 7th, 2008 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetalMilitia (Post 572989)
Particles naturally collide hundreds of millions of times a day in our atmosphere and with energies that dwarf the LHC by comparison. So unless the world has already ended and I didn't get the memo, I'd say we're going to be just fine.

THe difference is that those collisions happen after a huge amount of distance, plus passing through the atmosphere, which weakens the reaction a huge amount. We're making this reaction where little to no energy will be lost since it will have a relatively short distance to travel.

Colonel Flagg Aug 7th, 2008 09:40 PM

Personally, I want them to create "strange matter" which is a theoretical particle with one "strange" quark as part of its makeup. Theorists suggest that matter of this ilk could potentially absorb other particles while not changing its "singular" nature. The more matter it absorbs in this fashion, the more stable it could become. It could be a major source of "free energy" or could potentially destroy the planet.

Carpe Diem!

pac-man Aug 7th, 2008 09:48 PM

They need to hurry up and flip the switch on this thing. If there's a grizzly apocalypse around the corner, I'd like to know so I can get a head start on building a thunderdome.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 7th, 2008 11:03 PM

They're doing this on a wednesday...in Europe. So it's a Tuesday for me. I don't even get to enjoy my day off if they blow the world up. :(

Going to have some fun on sunday then.

Tadao Aug 7th, 2008 11:34 PM

It should be in 5 hours if that clock thing was correct last night.

Babs Aug 8th, 2008 12:34 AM

so how much longer til the LHC is turned on? Website has been down for awhile.

liquidstatik Aug 8th, 2008 12:48 AM

UH

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 12:56 AM

I KNOW

executioneer Aug 8th, 2008 01:46 AM

they're only gonna start testing one section of it on the 9th they're not gonna even gonna do collisions until probably oct-nov :rolleyes YALL GOT SOME TIME I THINK

pac-man Aug 8th, 2008 02:58 AM

Aw, hell naw, willie! I didn't buy a crowbar, a crate of canned beans, 40 gallons of water, and some road flares just to have 'em sit around till October.

executioneer Aug 8th, 2008 04:43 AM

i think you should quit with the half-life references and start making out of this world/another world references since that game actually starts with an accident w/ a particle accelerator rather than some nebulous scanning device

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 04:54 AM

Guys, if the world ends because of this you won't even feel it, stop being faggots.

executioneer Aug 8th, 2008 05:01 AM

idk if they made a stable micro black hole the earth would prob. take a while to collapse into it

and that whole strangelet conversion thing might take a while too idk i'll leave that to the science dudes

MarioRPG Aug 8th, 2008 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 573101)
so how much longer til the LHC is turned on? Website has been down for awhile.

http://public.web.cern.ch/Public/Welcome.html

Tadao Aug 8th, 2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 573115)
Guys, if the world ends because of this you won't even feel it, stop being faggots.

ignorance is gay

Guitar Woman Aug 8th, 2008 01:03 PM

I think the vacuum bubble one is my favorite.

Quote:

The possibility that we are living in a false vacuum has been considered. If a bubble of lower energy vacuum were nucleated, it would approach at nearly the speed of light and destroy the Earth instantaneously, without any forewarning. Thus, this vacuum metastability event is a theoretical doomsday event.

pac-man Aug 8th, 2008 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 573112)
i think you should quit with the half-life references and start making out of this world/another world references since that game actually starts with an accident w/ a particle accelerator rather than some nebulous scanning device

I bought the crowbar to open the beans :(

Kitsa Aug 8th, 2008 07:18 PM

I wish someone would grow the balls to say they haven't the foggiest understanding of what those scientists are really doing, instead of playing armchair physicist. :/


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