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HickMan Aug 10th, 2008 01:55 AM

Hickman's In The Army Now! (Thread moved from Chat)
 
guys im not good at math but i got 33 hours left as a civilian and you wont hear from me in a while and btw i am drunk hardcore and i can't wait to go to basic training and meet new and interesting people and have a great time while fighting a war and i'll make sure to make a new thread about it when it becomest the right time to amake one about the war that i am in but righht now i am about to go to sleep and after the first nine weeks of basic training i will have limited inter net access and i'll make sure to write to yoiu guys because you are all funny people slash characters i love yoiu all exceopt for a couple like guitar woman jk (only because everyone says that abous you but i think hyou're alright) not amazing like the no virghins aloud radio show with jixby phillips and mark ridddles that was hystarical good times. ok time to FELEL AMERICALN. I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN AND AT LEAST I KNOW IM FREE AND I'M PROUD TO SEE THE MEN WHO DIED TO MAKE MY LAND FREE AND I PROUDLY STAND UP AT THE AMERICAN FLAG AND I'M PROUD TO SERVE THIS LAND GOD BLESS THE USAAAAAA!!!!!!! i hate that patriotic poopie btw. btw i love yoiu guys see you in 9 or so weeks...(NO PROMISES) make sure this thread doesn't close btw

HickMan Aug 10th, 2008 01:56 AM

please everybody read what is above me

HickMan Aug 10th, 2008 01:56 AM

FOR MY SAKE YOU JERKS

HickMan Aug 10th, 2008 02:00 AM

guys i'm not reallys hickman i'm PFC DUNNAVANT and i'm proud to be part of the united states aremy

Guitar Woman Aug 10th, 2008 02:03 AM

stay hard, bro

also alive, but that's a given

Tadao Aug 10th, 2008 02:06 AM

Good luck and don't get broken.

Chojin Aug 10th, 2008 02:13 AM

Last time I replied to a thread like this I made a huge ass of myself and had a lot of uninformed opinions, so I will refrain from adding my stupid advice!

GOOD LUCK TIGER


Tadao Aug 10th, 2008 02:15 AM

I know he signed up just to get some foreign pussy.

HickMan Aug 10th, 2008 02:19 AM

i just lol'd

Chojin Aug 10th, 2008 02:25 AM


pac-man Aug 10th, 2008 02:29 AM

What's your MOS gonna be?

liquidstatik Aug 10th, 2008 02:55 AM

don't die man :'(

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2008 03:03 AM

Hickman we already know you're cooler than your brother ok you're sure doing a lot to prove yourself to a bunch of internet forum nerds :(

darkvare Aug 10th, 2008 03:34 AM

i salute you just don't die and send me a bullet as a gift i demand it (please)

Colonel Flagg Aug 10th, 2008 07:03 AM

I expect at least 3 stories about native threesomes. But I can't ask for pics. :tear

Be careful out there.

Kitsa Aug 10th, 2008 08:08 AM

Good luck :)

MattJack Aug 10th, 2008 09:23 AM

good luck man. I don't think there are any asian broads in iraq tho ):

HickMan Aug 10th, 2008 09:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 573452)
What's your MOS gonna be?

I'm 31 Bravo. Military Police. And now that I'm sober I can actually appreciate the absolute amazingness of what I said.

THANKS GUYS! <3

Pub Lover Aug 10th, 2008 01:21 PM

I already wished you luck and ordered you not to die when I lost count back in June.

My opinion on such has not changed.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 573465)
But I can't ask for pics. :tear

:lol

Esuohlim Aug 10th, 2008 01:52 PM

Also don't be an overly patriotic asshole when you get back. I plan on making fun of America a lot around you and I need to know that you'll be cool with it

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 10th, 2008 01:54 PM

Best of luck with everything! Make it back safe and soon.

WhiteRat Aug 10th, 2008 02:23 PM

Good luck, make the best of it, and don't be one of those dicks that pulls someone over on base for going 2 miles over the speed limit.

Tadao Aug 10th, 2008 03:44 PM

The only reason why I'm drinking early is today is because you leave in the morning. :tear I promise to be faithful.

Tadao Aug 10th, 2008 03:52 PM


pac-man Aug 10th, 2008 06:03 PM

MP... go lay down some law. I'm glad there are plenty of young men like yourself who'll fill those recruitment numbers. I don't want them calling me back. HOOAH.


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