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10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 11th, 2008 09:57 PM

Samuel L Jackson might die today
 
There's a movie called Soul Men coming out starring Samuel L Jackson, Isaac Hayes, and Bernie Mac. Bern died on 8/09/08, Isaac on 8/10/08, Samuel L Jackson.......8/11/08?

Hopefully I'm wrong.

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2008 10:01 PM

I've held a grudge against mister l jackson since 1998. I don't wish him dead though.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 11th, 2008 10:03 PM

What did he do to you in '98?

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2008 10:03 PM

He knows. >:|

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 11th, 2008 10:04 PM

Deep Blue Sea wasn't that bad

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2008 10:06 PM

I had a bit part in a movie he was starring in and we filmed in downtown Chicago in freezing rain and between takes I had to wait outside his trailer while the kraft services people carried in a tray of brownies and godknowswhatelse and the whole thing was just very embittering.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 11th, 2008 10:09 PM

That's annoying. Sounds enshivering too.

Kitsa Aug 11th, 2008 10:10 PM

And many other en words.

executioneer Aug 11th, 2008 10:28 PM

haha en words is right

Tadao Aug 11th, 2008 10:29 PM

neggir

LordSappington Aug 11th, 2008 11:19 PM

No curse or string of coincidences can kill Samuel L. Jackson. The man would punch it in the face and curse IT. Or something else mildly humorous.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 11th, 2008 11:52 PM

Can we get some odds here. 25 to 1 against a shark. 50 to 1 against snakes on a plane.

wobzire Aug 11th, 2008 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 573711)
No curse or string of coincidences can kill Samuel L. Jackson. The man would punch it in the face and curse IT. Or something else mildly humorous.

Don't start a whole new chuck norris thing please.

Evil Robot Aug 12th, 2008 12:13 AM

Samuel L. Jackson doesn't complain about he service at restraunts, he goes into the kitchen and burns the cook on the stove.

LordSappington Aug 12th, 2008 01:58 AM

No.

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2008 07:56 AM

i didn't mean it like that. :( I meant, em words. Shit.

Sacks Aug 12th, 2008 10:16 AM

I can't think of a time when Samuel Jackson actually struck someone in a movie. I don't doubt that it's happened but I can't think of one for the life of me.

darkvare Aug 12th, 2008 10:43 AM

well he survived so no biggie

Sacks Aug 12th, 2008 11:47 AM

SERIOUSLY GUYS, IN WHAT MOVIE HAS SAM JACKSON PUNCHED SOMEONE?

Kitsa Aug 12th, 2008 12:13 PM

He shot someone in Pulp Fiction. I can't remember if he hit anyone.

Tadao Aug 12th, 2008 12:45 PM

I didn't see Shaft (2000). He had to of at least slapped someone in there.

Sacks Aug 12th, 2008 02:58 PM

WE NEED CONFIRMATION ON SHAFT.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 12th, 2008 03:06 PM

I confirm SHAFT 2000. There were a few fight scenes where he hit people.

Sacks Aug 12th, 2008 04:09 PM

Thank God that's over.

Evil Robot Aug 12th, 2008 09:22 PM

Does grand theft auto count?

darkvare Aug 13th, 2008 01:12 AM

didn't he hitted people in the movie "the man" with eugen levy

Sethomas Aug 13th, 2008 02:01 AM

Samuel L Jackson might die today, also.

You might die today as well.

Everyone dies eventually and you never know for certain when it'll be. When you know for certain, you'll be dead.

executioneer Aug 13th, 2008 02:04 AM

unless you have precise equipment and a limited supply of oxygen, then you might have a really good idea

or like, a timebomb strapped to you that can't be removed

Sethomas Aug 13th, 2008 02:10 AM

Oh man, I had a recollection the other day about how during the car wreck I had in 2003 I told myself that since the car was overturned there was a high risk of a gas leak and thus a fire might happen, so I had better turn off the ignition so my family could have an open-casket funeral for me. It's just funny because at that moment I was 100% certain that I was already dead, so whatevs.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 14th, 2008 10:47 AM



2 down, one to go

Sacks Aug 14th, 2008 12:02 PM

I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's crude scribblings but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 14th, 2008 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 574143)
I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's strangely fitting heroes reference but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.

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Sacks Aug 14th, 2008 08:16 PM

They called him Mr. Glass.

Dimnos Aug 15th, 2008 04:14 PM

Mr Glass probably killed them himself. To bad Mr Willis wasnt around to save em

JakeOfAllTrades Aug 16th, 2008 08:37 AM

I've had it with these motherfucking celebrity deaths on this motherfucking plane!

Seriously, this year is the year of the Celebrity Death. First it was the geeky celebrities like Robert Jordan and Gary Gygax, then it was Heath Ledger, then a few other people I forget the names of (ironically this puts their celebrity status in doubt) now Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes?

Surely there's a pattern.

executioneer Aug 16th, 2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 574202)
I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's strangely fitting heroes reference but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.

like anyone watches that show, you dong


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