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darkvare Aug 13th, 2008 01:12 AM

didn't he hitted people in the movie "the man" with eugen levy

Sethomas Aug 13th, 2008 02:01 AM

Samuel L Jackson might die today, also.

You might die today as well.

Everyone dies eventually and you never know for certain when it'll be. When you know for certain, you'll be dead.

executioneer Aug 13th, 2008 02:04 AM

unless you have precise equipment and a limited supply of oxygen, then you might have a really good idea

or like, a timebomb strapped to you that can't be removed

Sethomas Aug 13th, 2008 02:10 AM

Oh man, I had a recollection the other day about how during the car wreck I had in 2003 I told myself that since the car was overturned there was a high risk of a gas leak and thus a fire might happen, so I had better turn off the ignition so my family could have an open-casket funeral for me. It's just funny because at that moment I was 100% certain that I was already dead, so whatevs.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 14th, 2008 10:47 AM



2 down, one to go

Sacks Aug 14th, 2008 12:02 PM

I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's crude scribblings but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 14th, 2008 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 574143)
I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's strangely fitting heroes reference but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.

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Sacks Aug 14th, 2008 08:16 PM

They called him Mr. Glass.

Dimnos Aug 15th, 2008 04:14 PM

Mr Glass probably killed them himself. To bad Mr Willis wasnt around to save em

JakeOfAllTrades Aug 16th, 2008 08:37 AM

I've had it with these motherfucking celebrity deaths on this motherfucking plane!

Seriously, this year is the year of the Celebrity Death. First it was the geeky celebrities like Robert Jordan and Gary Gygax, then it was Heath Ledger, then a few other people I forget the names of (ironically this puts their celebrity status in doubt) now Bernie Mac and Issac Hayes?

Surely there's a pattern.

executioneer Aug 16th, 2008 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 574202)
I didn't really think about it until I saw DWP's strangely fitting heroes reference but Samuel Jackson must feel like complete shit about all of this.

like anyone watches that show, you dong


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