FoolFighter's Internet Intervention Thread
 

Ok I just wanna rant off of these things just cause I can. :P

3: Races, why? Cause its boring as hell OHHHHHHHH THEIR GOING IN CIRCLESSSSS WOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!! How boring -.-.

2: Co-co clocks, Alot of oyu will agree with me on this it annoys me so when im about to get into a nap the clock stikes 12:00 and the bird comes out as loud as ever [and scaring the hell outta me] just sitting there....Co-co Co-co I swear next time I find one im gonna take a rock [or most likely my sister] and break the thing!!!!!!!

1: Recent sonic games, if you havnt played the recent osnic games then you wouldnt know HOW BAD THE DMAN CONTROLS ARE!!!! Can't they make the controls like they did in sonic adventure?! *sigh* Only sonic unleashed will tell us if the sonic series are saved [sega got a new team for it so maybe thats a plus]

We need to talk.

Listen. It's not you...

First: http://i-mockery.com/forum/faq.php?f...aq_rules_guide

Second: Everyone knows the special olympics joke. You are the retarded one if you use it. YOU are.

Third: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contraction_(grammar)

Wow...Instead of starting a fight [you want me to have one wiht you] im just gonna ignore you idiots....good day.....

How are we supposed to keep the spirit of Bape alive when newbs just run and hide at the first sign of trouble

what was the original title of this thread

5 things I hate

ABOUT YOU

A mod really needs to lock this thread before it becomes a rumble arena -.-.

Golly, we better not be found in horseplay around here!

Ready2Rumble Boxing was such a kickass game

Yes it was.......

Lock it? I ripped the lock off and tossed it into a volcano. I want to see where this thread goes.
:squigly

Maybe he'll say 'good job, here's a cookie' during the duration, who knows

i call child molester on this duder
all "gosh dan i hate my sister" and tomrules94 being all "me too do you play CoD"

ban/kill him.

foolfighter you're my new fav poster <33333

YAY I GOT A FAN!!! BEAT THAT -RoG-!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh wait.... DO'H! Just remember i'm just as random as protoclown and rog when I wanna be THAT'S MY PUMPKIN!

HI I'M RANDOM

WATERMELONS GUYS WATERMELONS

HEY LISTEN TO MY JERRY SEINFELD IMPRESSION "WHATS THE DEAL WITH WATERMELONS?"

SAMUEL L. JACKSON SWEARS A LOT! F*CK THOSE SNAKES!!

O RLY R U N 2 DAT STUFF?

LOOK AT MY GLOWSTICK ITS IN MY MOUTH

I'M A RHINOCEROS

OWLS

FUCKING OWLS

>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:>:

OH YEAH I LOVE PUMPKINS

::WAVES TWINKIE COVERED IN GLITTER::

i fit right in!

One of the key practices in Buddhism is self observation and awareness.

Stop, take a series of deep breaths, and notice what douchery you keep typing.

YOU AREN'T BIASED YOU ARE JUST AWARE. THERE'S NO RIGHT AND NO WRONG JUST SHIT POSTS.

A clock made of cocoa that birds come out of? I'll believe it when I see it!

I like how ironic your signature is

imma talk 1337 now 101 r0f1 0mg 1m 741k1n9 1337 101 1 pwn j00 n00b R0F1

Dude, read my earlier post and calm the fuck down

douche

I read co-co clocks as "cock blocks" and then thought he was complaining about co-co clocks cock blocking him when they go off.

That would've been a better thread I think.

Are you saying Foolfighter could have been more random than he actually was?

O.o More random?! <.< >.> WHERE?!

It's totally cool when people denote actions by placing verbs between asterisks.

How much time did you spend customizing your profile (avatar, signature, etc) before you made a post?

HOMOFOGTFO

Takes a homo to know a homo.

HOMOFOGTFO =/= HOMO

Snakes on a Plane = played out

ORLY adaptations = played out

Digits at the end of usernames = fail

Mc.Cain Adaptions = FAIL!

He got you good McClain. :rolleyes

As someone would say "BUUUURRRRRRRRN". I guess i'm getting to become more of a celebrity type aint I?

Ain't has an apostrophie.

*strokes mcclain's hair gently before inserting a tongue into his shivering ear*

Can you just go ahead and fizzle in to obscurity like half the idiotic assholes that show up here self-impressed with their ability to post stupid shit like "COOCOO CLOCKS SUCK AMIRITE?"
Spare us the time and bandwidth. Shit ain't cheap, ya' know?

Difference being that E can do no wrong.

Now lick my balls.

So, a cursory IP run on foolfighter turns up the name "blueboy092". Marvel at his two posts:

*sonic unwillingly lets a soft moan escape his lips as tails inserts the whirling drillbit into his tender puckerpuss*

*Shoots sonic and Tails*. It's better this way -.-.

He likes Shadow the hedgehog and Mario. He plays with transformers. :lol

Age: lonely.

THREAD BACKUPS

Thread lock and allowed to drown to the bottom.

Foolfighter lock, and allowed to drown to the bottom.

I didn't type that here's the real one -.-.

Biography: i have no life :O Location: not telling Interests: what ever im doing right now Occupation: whats a job?

Meet some friends in real life

douche

I have some real life freinds -.-. Hey heres an idea, why not get your info before you end up calling someone out.

Douche.

I highly doubt you have any friends.

i think that was an invitation to stalk him, pub

Cho, you got on my ass about spelling.... Yet, here you are sitting there *counts mistakes*

the I in the beggining needs to be cap'd and no period.

FAIL!!!!!!

Also, I have some freinds. If you wanna know how many I got 14 in real life.

>:

Relatives and social workers don't count.

Ok I got 13 freinds in real life then [One of my freinds parents are my god mother and father].

You counted your imaginary friends?

douche

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

:bestthread

Shut up Jediscum

I feel a great disturbance in this farce.

Phrases that you'll find on the back of the vhs box of a star wars parody from the 80's?

Oooh, I'm sorry. You forgot to phrase that in the form of a question. Tadao, you still have control of the board.

i have a million billion friends, and all of them are you, ff9.

And from that statement, another big bang happened and another alternate universe was created where you have literally a million billion friends, all of which are foolfighter.

OP, Chojin has been around long enough that we've been witness to his wit, yet you, a hapless twit wit no wit need to quit.

lol i r teh greatest

Nope, members who left in shame and came back under a new name. Pac-man = Jediscum

You got me pegged :(

However, I should note that Jediscum was still around when I got here.

You have to try to make a smooth transition so that nobody notices.

That is the correct answer, good job. Let's see how much you wagered...

AS EVILROBOT ONCE SAID

DON'T POST IN THIS THREAD

LISTEN TO EVILROBOT MOTHERFUCKER

Yes LISTEN TO ME!!!!!

You are no Evil Robot.

Or are you :eek

oh jesus Trash, you might as well accuse him of being mr. adventure or lotida



:eek

Just call me Mc.Donald :P.

Awright, I've spent all night driving through my block, spinning donuts in the park and listening to RIOT's Fire Down Under at full volume for six hours and I am ready to rock and roll through the INTERNET, boy, did you hear what I'm saying, my words will hop up on swords and tequila and fly out of your screen, right into your face, do you hear me? Do you fucking hear me, nancy boy? The fuck you think this is, some kind of fag-off? Because it IS, you're just not good enough to play the goddamn reindeer games, sucker, 'cause Macho Man Randy Savage is flying at fifteen billion killawhats minute and he's gonna upload his fist into your face and you're gonna love it like Mitt Romney loves bile, bullshit, and obliviousness, do you understand me?


And the dude that called for this being in thread backups needs to go away, too

THREAD BACKUPS

AS A SHAMEFUL REMINDER

ISN'T THAT THE POINT

NO

WELL I APOLOGIZE I WAS MISINFORMED

SHUT THE FUCK UP FOOLFIGHTER DAVE GOUL SUCKS

ff, jonathan clement was wanting to know if you'd like to grab a cup of coffee sometime, or maybe just sit awkwardly on the end of his bed and giggle with him on youtube. I think it's a good time either way.