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foolfighter0010 Sep 6th, 2008 11:31 PM

Foolfighters great return!!!!!!!
 
Yea...So I was banned somehow.... BUT I AM BACK!!!!!!!!!! Ok I know I was kinda of a asshole but I will try and not be such a smartass ok?

Neen Sep 6th, 2008 11:34 PM

THIS RETURN WASN'T GREAT.

foolfighter0010 Sep 6th, 2008 11:36 PM

Yea...I kinda wanted a lil bit more suspense, and a lil poodle on a trycicle.....

Phoenix Gamma Sep 7th, 2008 12:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foolfighter0010 (Post 578262)
Yea...I kinda wanted a lil bit more suspense, and a lil poodle on a trycicle.....

LOL SO RANDOM XD

foolfighter0010 Sep 7th, 2008 12:01 AM

Yes i'm back....WITH MORE RANDOMNESS!!!!!!!!!

Chojin Sep 7th, 2008 01:15 AM

and foolfighter's first foray into the IP ban list!

Tadao Sep 7th, 2008 01:23 AM

lol he created a new name to get around the ban?

Guitar Woman Sep 7th, 2008 01:41 AM

I like how he says "somehow" like it was assuredly a glitch in the system and not his fault.

The Leader Sep 7th, 2008 01:43 PM

Foolfigher, honey, you don't seem to understand why you've been banned. We don't like you. We don't like your kind. Quite frankly, the world would be a better place if you went upstairs and gave a blow job to your daddy's .22. You're a worthless 12 year old sack of puss that is under the false impression that it has some redeeming qualities. Do you want to know the reason that your parents don't have a college fund set up for you? It's because they know. They know that their son is a complete, utter failure. You're shit Foolfighter. Shit on the shoes of society.

Keep your nose clean kid.

LordSappington Sep 7th, 2008 02:41 PM

.22 blowjobs have a way of dirtying your nose, yes.

Grislygus Sep 7th, 2008 02:44 PM

TAKE THAT, SMARTASSES, WE DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOUR KIND AROUND HERE

Emu Sep 7th, 2008 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 578321)
Foolfigher, honey, you don't seem to understand why you've been banned. We don't like you. We don't like your kind. Quite frankly, the world would be a better place if you went upstairs and gave a blow job to your daddy's .22. You're a worthless 12 year old sack of puss that is under the false impression that it has some redeeming qualities. Do you want to know the reason that your parents don't have a college fund set up for you? It's because they know. They know that their son is a complete, utter failure. You're shit Foolfighter. Shit on the shoes of society.

Keep your nose clean kid.

what is this "we" jazz

Grislygus Sep 7th, 2008 03:02 PM

He part of the CREW

The Leader Sep 7th, 2008 03:09 PM

Really? I was under the impression that I was just some asshole who picks on pre-teens over the Internet.

Tadao Sep 7th, 2008 04:08 PM

Ones who can't fight back because they have been I.P. banned. You're a tough guy, tough guy.

Guitar Woman Sep 7th, 2008 04:08 PM

I like the leader

Girl Drink Drunk Sep 7th, 2008 04:11 PM

HIS CUSTOM TITLE IS "aka Darth Poop" YOU GUYS :lol

The Leader Sep 7th, 2008 04:14 PM

That's not really a joke. I used to go by that name on rog's blog.

The Leader Sep 7th, 2008 04:14 PM

I am glad that you like it though. :)

Shyandquietguy Sep 7th, 2008 06:07 PM

The Leader, your own act and existence in this thread remind me of a teacher who I had who's only pretense for his teaching ability was "I raised six children and I like raising children." He had a lot of pretention when it came to how the students should act and never really followed through on when HE should have administered discipline. (Note: the school I go to is full of punks, pricks and bastards since the only screening process requires you to be WILLING to follow through on an interview and at least show some will to work to be administered). When everyone started to finally settle down and accept him for who he was (Mormon, outwardly noted that he did not like bad langauge, extremely non-confrontational), he got irate after he found out what our class had written down on the post-class evaluation forms and exclaimed "I thought we were getting along." (I was kind enough to at least mark him down on average for his performance because it was his first time even teaching the class and he REALLY didn't do a too bad of a job teaching the subject, his main problem was that he felt like he was under too much pressure due to time restrictions, at least from what I got from him, but alot of his high expectations of the "being kind to people" still makes me think otherwise. He ended up getting his ass saved by the director but from what I heard is that he managed to blow it when he was shifted into an introductory class by getting upset and yelling "I doubt any of you have your high school diplomas, you're all sleeping in class!"

Change your name, that way at least people who are familiar with the forum's character bits won't think you're just a terrible act.

The Leader Sep 7th, 2008 06:34 PM

... Are you calling me Mormon? You bastard.

Shyandquietguy Sep 7th, 2008 08:24 PM

That better just be an honest bit of confusion, fucker.

The Leader Sep 7th, 2008 08:35 PM

What do you think, you hugger-mugger?

Shyandquietguy Sep 7th, 2008 09:12 PM

Aside from Girl Drink Drunk's sarcasm, you didn't exactly present any self-esteem by taking nearly half an hour to write a piece consistant with calling someone out by saying that they suck their Dad's farts. Also the guy was IP banned, no duh he can get past it but it seem to not likely be the case he would be that deluded or desperate to try to reroute over an IP ban. Shit, if he were, I'd be scared.

The Leader Sep 7th, 2008 09:18 PM

I spent no more than five minutes in total posting my first message in this thread. Most of that time was spent just trying to get my Internet to cooperate. I figured that I'd go ahead and tell Foolfighter that he eats his dad's farts because he's 12. Even if he could respond it wouldn't really matter. I wouldn't care, neither would anyone else. Essentially what I did was club a baby seal and I like my furs Shyandquitguy. I like my furs a lot.

Shyandquietguy Sep 7th, 2008 09:31 PM

"Essentially what I did was club a baby seal and I like my furs Shyandquitguy. I like my furs a lot."

Quit that. :)

Tadao Sep 7th, 2008 09:38 PM

When does this get funny?

Dixie Sep 7th, 2008 10:51 PM

When someone loses a finger, or preferably a kidney.

AChimp Sep 10th, 2008 10:47 AM

Dammit, we gotta stop letting people change their forum names.

Ploxtrot Sep 12th, 2008 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Leader (Post 578397)
I spent no more than five minutes in total posting my first message in this thread. Most of that time was spent just trying to get my Internet to cooperate. I figured that I'd go ahead and tell Foolfighter that he eats his dad's farts because he's 12. Even if he could respond it wouldn't really matter. I wouldn't care, neither would anyone else. Essentially what I did was club a baby seal and I like my furs Shyandquitguy. I like my furs a lot.

Even if he could have responded, he would have made as much sense as a baby seal anyway.

executioneer Sep 13th, 2008 06:51 AM

i hope someone takes a handful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rubs it all up in the leader's beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to people in this area but destined to take the place of the mudshark in our mythology

executioneer Sep 13th, 2008 06:52 AM

THE CIRCULAR MOTION, RUB IT

The Leader Sep 13th, 2008 03:42 PM

Well, honestly I'd like to rub oils onto your pale, tender body as you look up into my eyes and mouth the words "I love you" but you don't see me posting about that in threads, jerk. >:

Misdemonar Sep 13th, 2008 04:47 PM

God you guys are gayer then three men in a tarpit naked fucking eachother at the speed of light whilst singing ABBA songs and taking pictures of i don't know im going off track and oh man oh god

Nick Sep 15th, 2008 02:50 AM

Wow. That's really gay.

executioneer Sep 15th, 2008 05:44 AM

man its a good thing he complained about the moderation of this board im really enjoying all the posting he's been doing since he did that


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