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executioneer Sep 13th, 2008 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bod (Post 579295)
I have been to the local paper and was interviewed. They made me stand on the doorstep and look woefully up the street for a photograph. They made me do other traditional local paper poses too, looking around the doorframe and one foot against the wall.

did they have you do one where you are holding your hands together like it is a pistol and aiming at pretend bad guys

AChimp Sep 14th, 2008 02:02 PM



Don't forget your towel, and don't panic!

Bod Sep 14th, 2008 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 579359)
did they have you do one where you are holding your hands together like it is a pistol and aiming at pretend bad guys

Damn, no.

I think I may have accidentally invoked an Egyptian curse whilst visiting the tombs/pyramids last week. One of the other people on the trip has returned home to find his house completely flooded. If something bad and house-related happens to one more person from that trip it will be more than a coincidence and worthy of being made into a TV film.

Tadao Sep 14th, 2008 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 579425)

Don't forget your towel


DevilWearsPrada Sep 14th, 2008 07:32 PM

yeah haha this is just an elab...elabor...at...

a giant funny towelie refrents

Zomboid Sep 14th, 2008 11:52 PM

I think that something like this happened on Mama's Family one time, and they saved the house but angered the rest of the neighborhood by finding some document that meant they had a majority share in the development or something, so they canceled it. Give that a try!

Bod Sep 15th, 2008 03:56 PM

OMG had a bit of a snowball effect. It ended up on the FRONT PAGE!!! then I got Nationals contacting me including ITN News. ITS NEWS!!! I feel sick now.

AChimp Sep 15th, 2008 04:02 PM

Link to article pls. >:

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 04:31 PM

I think it's news worthy.

Bod Sep 15th, 2008 05:43 PM

The actual article gives out my full name and the road where I live, so this is why I've not posted it. I already had some random man phone me who used to own a flower shop, no idea how he got my number but he was friendly, but odd. Supportive though.

Fathom Zero Sep 15th, 2008 07:38 PM

IF YOU TRUST A FLOWERMAN TO BE SUPPORTIVE, WHY NOT US? >:

Pub Lover Sep 15th, 2008 07:46 PM

Because of people like me, Dylan?

Spoilers!

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 08:20 PM

It took me a while longer than you Pub.

Fathom Zero Sep 15th, 2008 08:25 PM

:lol

I dig the garbs. And the hair.

Just generally pretty.

DevilWearsPrada Sep 15th, 2008 08:47 PM

Oh shit nigga tryin to be smoove'

Tadao Sep 15th, 2008 08:51 PM

Fucking hater

Zomboid Sep 15th, 2008 09:07 PM

I found it too!

"The whole affair has left a very sour taste in my mouth."

I would imagine it would!

Sam Sep 15th, 2008 09:15 PM

I found it and then I felt creepy like Pub Lover. :(

DevilWearsPrada Sep 15th, 2008 10:50 PM

I feel out of the loop and unnerved about not being able to :(

pac-man Sep 15th, 2008 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DevilWearsPrada (Post 579684)
I feel out of the loop and unnerved about not being able to :(

Don't. Finding it will just make you realize that you had no good reason for looking for it.:(

AChimp Sep 16th, 2008 12:34 AM

I found it, too! At least city council will apparently pay for all the repairs, so you get the new house with all new insides :O

sspadowsky Sep 16th, 2008 02:17 AM

Bod;

Air fare is too expensive for any of the broke-ass fools on this board to come and stalk you.

Nice to see you back.

Bod Sep 16th, 2008 06:12 PM

Well I'm not surprised, tis the net after all.

BTw quotes I did not say...sour taste in my mouth... and ...cherry on the cake. But words to that effect.

What has me angry is claims by the council that they have apologised, for they have not even spoken to me. I emailed my councillor about this and he sent me a shitty email back. Perhaps he was annoyed I'd copied in the local press? Still had no apology anyhow.

The council have offered to install new stuff "like for like". Anyone in the UK will tell you that the council's idea of a decent job and quality goods is SHIT. They will put in the cheapest crap with the cheapest labour. I told the estate agent I would prefer a settlement that I could add to and put something good in instead. The council have gone in again today without telling me and started 'fixing' it. I'm so angry, I only know this cos the BBC phoned me to tell me.

Oh and I'm on local TV news tomorrow too. BBC midlands and Central news. I'm kinda scared.

Fathom Zero Sep 16th, 2008 06:15 PM

Don't worry! Tha camera will love you, darlin'!

Zomboid Sep 17th, 2008 01:04 PM

HEY, PUT IT ON YOUTUBE AND LET US SEE


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