The golden age of Pickleman.
 

So I was browsing superdickery.com the other day and found this!:

Turns out that our beloved Pickleman was a 60's comic book villain, and a pretty awesome one at that. It must take a considerable amount of bad-assery to turn Daredevil yellow.

This is probably old news for all you hardcore comic fans and/or internet masters, but it sure made my day.

Haha yeah somebody showed me that a while back, it really does look like he's wearing a pickle hat because of the angle of his head 'n all... and the fact that he's wearing green just makes it all too perfect.

But just who is the Mysterious Masked Matador?????? :eek

Woah! Mr. Mockery himself replying to my thread! Joy!
*Ok Ok, stay cool. Just be casually witty and you'll be have his respect in no time...*
Soo, uh...omg ur so kool rofl?
*no, crap, wrong approach, this is a mature forum full of intelligent and socially adept people, make a political comment or sumsuch.*
Yeah....so I thought that piece on 3 Dev Adam really did much to put Turkey's inhumane killer teepee tactics in the public eye and...

Ah screw it. Seriously man, love your work.

Wow that is dead on actually.

BAN

SUPER-BAN

BURN THE WITCH

:rockBURN TO ASH AND BONE

-RoG- CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH AND/OR SEMEN

Shit, have the autograph writ in semen. Y'gotta dream big

mmmhh googles are missing

YEAH WHERE THAT SEARCH ENGINE @ ;) ;)

j/k i <3 you darkvare, you spanish bastard

Not Spanish, Latino. That is unless you are Spanish.

Absolutely. You can all have my autograph written with my own semen. You can even have the honor of extracting it from my loins before I give you said autograph!

He has the gift

Naturally... I come from a long line of green matadors. It's a good lineage.

but wouldn't a semen written autograph would stick to the envelope

Oh, I was under the impression you wanted me to autograph your boobs.

omg it's -RoG- and he's talking in a thread that *I* posted in....
stay calm. Just play it cool and he'll let you fondle his nuts in no time
HI -RoG-! I really liked that peice on..
You idiot! Now he's gonna think you can't spell! Aww to heck with it!
Seriously man, I love you.

BAN

not yet rog i'm post operation

SUPER-BAN

Gee-yikes, it was just a meager attempt at humour, people! I just have a lot of respect for the writers here and wanted to express that in a way which I thought was funny at the time. Ok, I admit that I didn't make it very clear that that post was , in fact, a "JOKE", but you'd think that a forum on a humour website would recognize bullshit when they see it.

Also, what is up with you guys and semen? I mean, ugh. seriously.

Aaaaand now I sound like a whiny dweeb that got his feelings hurt on the interweb and have now lost all respect from anybody. Yay for forums.

Sorry we get confused sometimes we are just used to the idea of jokes being funny.

Because semen IS funny

"wally wood", hahaha

Welcome to I-Mockery! :rave :picklehat :rave

Uber Ban

That's all I wanted to hear!

Ok granted, but you have to admit that shouting variations of "BAN" isn't exactly comedy gold either :\

All aside, I really want to be a part of this community and I hope to have many non-semen related debates with you lot in the future.

What, Sorry? Did you say something about SEMEN? AWESOME!

Super Mega Happy Funtime Ban!

Semen is funny.

Seamen band

I just realized that the matador isn't fucking around. He wants to knock that blind fuck's teeth out

BANNED

EVERYONE'S BANNED!

we knew it was a joke, it was just one of those awkward jokes that young boys tell girls their age to win their affection

:lol rofl :lol

More on topic: When will there be a new Pickleman comic?

I consider that observation to be quite spot on, Joe. It felt the same goddamn awkward way to tell it, I assure you.
At any rate, I shall endeavor to uphold the standards to humorous dick-headery that you lot seem to be so good at. In fact...SEMEN!
.......Ok no.

why does the caveman i your avy has 7 fingers

It's not that I ignore him so much as I prefer Pixel Pals and Pickleman.