BUGS
 

JESUS CHRIST FUCK BUGS

THEY KEEP GETTING IN THROUGH THE NIGHT SLOT

FOR EVERY TEN I KILL THIRTY MORE TAKE THEIR PLACE

BUG SPRAY AND AIR FRESHENER AND EVERY POISON I CAN THINK OF WON'T STOP THEM

JESUS HELP ME

YOU NEED MORE HUMAN REINFORCEMENTS

I SUGGEST AN EXTERMINATOR

Turn the lights off. Bugs are afraid of the dark.

THEY'RE IN MY SHRIT JESUS CHRIST

I HATE FLORIDA

FUCK

ok i think i've stopped them

i sprayed the night slot with several poisonous chemicals and stuffed it with a few rags

the only problem i see with this is if someone comes by with an open flame

What is a night slot? Is it your bum hole?

wtf is a night slot anyway?

EDIT: eww is it?

i work in a motel, after 11 pm we take all check-ins through the window

edit: given my last post it would be a lot funnier if it were my asshole

If the night slot is only open some of the time, seal it off the rest of the time with a big magnet sheet. I did that to my locker vents in high school because there were always assholes trying to get rid of pot into random locker vents during searches.

Today while placing sandbags at work we killed 12 black widows, 2 wolf spiders, and found a fang-less baby snake that "bit" my friend. I never knew that pallets of sandbags would contain entire ecosystems.

THE RETURN OF SPIDER FIGHT NIGHT? :eek

I mentioned to a friend that it could be a possibility. Huntsman spiders are one thing though. Black Widows are a whole 'nother story. I'm hesitant to mess with those bastards.

bugs are cool @_@

if you like gross tiny monsters >:

You can only be rid of this plague by appeasing the Clock Spider:




Small watches are an appropriate sacrifice.

WoW :shocked Clock spider

what the fuck is wrong with you

That is a fucking awesome spider, holy shit.

Do you, like, keep it as a pet?

INSECTS

ONLY A FLY
You really cant blame him
ONLY A FLY
Society made him
ONLY A FLY

That is one huge Huntsman.

I like how the first picture makes it look like a clock with legs.

I didn't take these pictures. They've been around the Internet for a long time.

Believe me, if I saw a spider that big, my first instinct wouldn't be to grab a camera.

I'd shoot it with a harpoon.

I'd build it a terrarium and name it Kitty. :D

We have a tarantula named Trudy. We left her in the garage in her cage for a year, and somehow she is STILL ALIVE

We have one of those in the garage but it runs when I get my camera, dammit. :(

Awww he's just shy
Stuck your finger in and shake his hand

Hell no. I thought it was a tarantula the first time I saw it. It's also smart enough to evade glue traps.

Spiders with evolved self awareness :eek

Still haven't gotten the spider Moby Dick, but I caught like 200 dumbass wolf spiders in glue traps.

Why did you think it was cool to let a tarantula starve in a garage? Something tells me you weren't awarded a grant for that experiment. I hope you get left in a cage some day you creep.

Meh.

The only spiders that really creep me out are daddy long legs. I used to love them, and then one night I woke up and there was this weird crawling sensation, and there were like FIFTY of them all over me.
Which is weird, since before then there were never spiders in my house, and there aren't any now. It was for ONE NIGHT.

That's horrible.

Crack is whack.

I agree with Jeanette about something.

We have a tarantula and keep it in the bedroom, but she also never waters or feeds it. I sometimes fill up its water sponge, but that thing gets fed maybe 4 times a year.

She says that they can live for up to a year without food, which I suppose is true. Humans can live for up to a month without food, too! Think of all the money we can save!

yeah just dont eat for a month then go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant! problem solved!

Yes, but if you feed it and it grows and sheds you'll have a SUPERFUN TARANTULA SKIN* to play with. It's like having a hollow tarantula!


*yes, I know that it is not technically "skin".

We have one of those, we put it on top of the cage to scare guests.

You must have fun parties then, Chojin.