I'd shoot it with a harpoon.

I'd build it a terrarium and name it Kitty. :D

We have a tarantula named Trudy. We left her in the garage in her cage for a year, and somehow she is STILL ALIVE

We have one of those in the garage but it runs when I get my camera, dammit. :(

Awww he's just shy
Stuck your finger in and shake his hand

Hell no. I thought it was a tarantula the first time I saw it. It's also smart enough to evade glue traps.

Spiders with evolved self awareness :eek

Still haven't gotten the spider Moby Dick, but I caught like 200 dumbass wolf spiders in glue traps.

Why did you think it was cool to let a tarantula starve in a garage? Something tells me you weren't awarded a grant for that experiment. I hope you get left in a cage some day you creep.

Meh.

The only spiders that really creep me out are daddy long legs. I used to love them, and then one night I woke up and there was this weird crawling sensation, and there were like FIFTY of them all over me.
Which is weird, since before then there were never spiders in my house, and there aren't any now. It was for ONE NIGHT.

That's horrible.

Crack is whack.

I agree with Jeanette about something.

We have a tarantula and keep it in the bedroom, but she also never waters or feeds it. I sometimes fill up its water sponge, but that thing gets fed maybe 4 times a year.

She says that they can live for up to a year without food, which I suppose is true. Humans can live for up to a month without food, too! Think of all the money we can save!

yeah just dont eat for a month then go to an all-you-can-eat restaurant! problem solved!

Yes, but if you feed it and it grows and sheds you'll have a SUPERFUN TARANTULA SKIN* to play with. It's like having a hollow tarantula!


*yes, I know that it is not technically "skin".

We have one of those, we put it on top of the cage to scare guests.

You must have fun parties then, Chojin.