Hubby's Birthday
Once again I ask you lot:
What should I get for Jim's birthday? I need a plan, but I've done everything from surprise party, a gallon of jager, and cupcakes that look like titties. Though I rarely get or do anything you guys post, I like the entertainment and you may inspire me. |
Make a card on MS paint!
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You married a man? You're a fag.
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I can use photoshop now bitch!
I graduated! And yes, I am a fag. I like teh penis. At least this penis. |
Stick with MS paint. Trust me, you don't want him to think your smart (major turn off).
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Have you tried the whipped cream surprise?
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He doesn't like food and sex together. One before the other.
Oh wob, he's been with me for 7 years, he knows I'm retarded and not a threat. |
A double dong dildo.
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Honestly why do they even make single dong dildos anymore?
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Seriously!
Don't they realize there are stupid people who get confused about which end to insert? |
And you can alternate sides! Who wants to have to run the dishwasher every freaking day?
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When he's finished the gallon of Jager tattoo Blackie Lawless from WASP onto his chest.
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Maybe Tadao meant a dildo with a two dongs on the same end.
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YOU KNOW WHAT PAC-MAN THATS JUST GROSS.
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Quote:
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Quote:
http://digg.com/educational/A_man_with_two_penis |
Iguanas have 2 dicks.
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Fuck!
I really wish I hadn't watched that. |
Yeah. Too much of a good thing.
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Import a bottle of Brenivan for him so that he can become an icelandic stew-eating muscleman
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Sorry, Brennivin
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I want a gallon of jaeger. :(
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Brennivin?
Hmmm, that could be an idea. I'm getting some Lebanese moonshine soon, so I could make an alcoholic's care package! |
You could put it in him.
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"It"?
Which "it"? My "it"? |
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