DEAR LADIES OF I-MOCKERY
 

PLEASE POST IN HERE SO I MAY TAKE AN ACCURATE COUNT OF OUR LADY POPULATION.

HEY BIG BOY ;3

THIS IS STARTING OUT TO BE A TERRIBLE NIGHTMARE.

WHY?

*looks in thread*

*shakes head*

*walks out*

Yo

:love

What do you care? You're just one big eyeroll.

Which is just a step below an eggroll.

A rolling eye?

:lol

You guys must be very lonely to have to ask who is a woman on an internet forum. And you make fun of Jake for trying to persue something real! Shame on you! Carnivore guy, that's so sexist and wrong! I bet if you had a little girl you wouldn't post something so nasty!

Maybe you'd prefer these instead baby:

OMG!!!!!!!!! EW!!!!!!!! Your nasty!!!

CiG is totally winning this thread.

lolz.

I keep wanting to do a tentacle obento but I keep chickening out.

Shut up, you know you want some of the SS Otto Krabinowitzki that I have docking in my pants!

:lol You tell that Carnivore guy a thing or two.

I love it when women take thier man-hate out on me.
It makes my cock HARD!

hi i'm a girly gal

Shut your whore mouth!

No really, get the fuck over it. Seriously. Wash the sand out of your vagina, this is not the place to be if you're offended easily.

Oh, and I have a vagina too, for the record. One that's warmer than yours.

I'm saving myself for someone special. I'm not a whore like you. Jake doesn't like whores.

Protip: people don't like freaky looking asian meth-heads.