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MockBot Oct 14th, 2008 04:31 AM

Weekly Movie Review: Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter
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Hangie Oct 14th, 2008 06:45 AM

Is this the one where jesus masturbates with holes in his hand or am i thinking of something else? I remember being some movie like that...

alittlebirdytoldmeso Oct 14th, 2008 09:43 AM

Where would one find this movie? Is it even out on DVD?

stonewar Oct 14th, 2008 10:34 AM

you can get it on netflix. I couldn't get past the first 10 minutes myself. I didn't even get to the part where Jesus shaves his beard and changes in to normal street clothes.

blacksamster Oct 14th, 2008 02:37 PM

You didn't mention the best theme song ever, "Everybody Gets Laid Tonight"!

MarioRPG Oct 14th, 2008 04:54 PM

I remember hearing about this years ago, but never saw it. I regret that. :(

Julio Oct 14th, 2008 05:30 PM

Time for me to go and chase this, as it looks pretty damn entertaining.

Chuggernaught Oct 14th, 2008 11:10 PM

Holy crap dude. This sounds excellent. Might have to track down a copy.

AlliSabbah Oct 15th, 2008 12:07 AM

I got it off ebay quite a while ago. I think it set me back like five bucks.

neoboman Oct 15th, 2008 03:49 AM

Ugh, couldn't even finish this movie.

Willem138 Oct 15th, 2008 12:57 PM

I live near where they filmed it, and have been to the locations in the film. It's actually not really known in Ottawa, still a bit discreet, but I learned about it on the SCREAM network. The filmmaker has other movies a lot like it, like the Harry Knuckles series, which are kung fu movies with the guy who plays Jesus but he has harry knuckles..

Doctor_Who Oct 15th, 2008 01:22 PM

I saw this once, but I'm afraid it has run together in my mind with a bunch of other B movies, so I don't remember much about it.

Nick Oct 15th, 2008 07:39 PM

Hangie: That sounds disturbing.

hippiewitch Oct 16th, 2008 04:22 AM

Aw, this one was on my Netflix cue. Had to give up Netflix a couple months ago. Now I'm sad.

Dr. Boogie Oct 16th, 2008 12:16 PM

It's like Alli was saying, you can probably get this movie off Amazon or eBay for about the same price as renting it.

whoareyou Oct 18th, 2008 09:03 PM

Hangle I believe the movie you're thinking of is Holy Mountain... but i might be mistaken on that.

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