I like to piss people off

its my thing

And here I thought your thing was eating and being a disappointment to your parents.

yea that to

Guys this is obviously a pathetic ploy for the love that his father never gave him.
It's alllll about you isn't it?
It's not our fault your daddy didn't grab your ass and call you "hot stuff" and we're not going to do it for you.
That empty feeling can only be fulfilled by you becoming a crack whore in NY. Fiending for your next fix or your next John. Whichever comes first.

DADDDDDDYYYYY!!!!!!!:wah:wah:wah:wah

In desperation, the mudfish flounders in the rapidly retreating waters, its tiny, pathetic lungs incapable of handling the harsh open air, it slowly dies, despite its frantic, impotent efforts.

I can't believe he's not banned for making a thread like this. >:

WHERE ARE YOU MODERATORS WHO DO STUFF? (ACHIMP OR CHOJIN) >:

I think that if you make a thread where you say "If you guys want me to leave," and everyone essentially votes you out, you should be banned. Now you know that no one likes you and you figure you're gonna be some kind of asshole and SHOW US ALL HOW IT'S DONE? No, you suck.

MUAHAHAHAH!!! IM INVICIBLE!!!

No, you're a poor speller.

Yes - he meant to say "invisible".

DANCE MY PUPPETS DANCE I HAVE YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU

WHO LET THE FLAMER IN?

I'm so hot I burn down the doors, baby

firecrotch

DIE IN A FIRE

PLEASE DIAL ONE TO TRY AGAIN

I like Habib Walters. I like spicy sandwiches. I like autumn. I like when my wife smacks my ass. I like emo music in the winter and hip hop in the summer. I like playing basketball. I like looking at women. I like being a cynic when least appropriate. I like collecting movies just to collect them. I like my mohawk. I like roughhousing with my kids. I like to business travel. I like red wine. I like bitter beer. I like video games. I like a cigarette after a big meal. I like lolcats. I like testing waters. I like being socially considerate. I like pictures of myself. I like Totino's Pizza Rolls. I like family gatherings. I like shooting guns.

I don't like you.

i'm not sure what the motivation for trying to be disliked on the internet is, it's not like it's a fucking challenge or anything, the internet hates everyone

In most cases it seems to be a simple case of rejection and then they try to spin it so that they were trying to be disliked the whole time. That ruse is usually paper thing :O

IS i miss your sexy man voice :'<