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Jeff The Ninja Dec 5th, 2008 05:27 AM

Im not saying that Sonic completely sucks, but at this point, I just think that sega should just give the License to a developer other than Sonic Team. Maybe do what Nintendo did with metroid and hand it over to an American Developer who can possibly redeem the series. (Not saying that metroid was in need of redemption, but to show that sonic needs to go into a different direction.)

The first two 3-D sonic games were ok, but far from perfect, but they sold well, so Sonic Team just stopped trying. Because if it has a blue hedgehog on the cover of the box, then people will buy it (a point made in the thead already). If BioWare can turn Sonic into a Decent RPG, then im sure another developer can make and excellent platformer.

HappyHamster Dec 6th, 2008 02:58 AM

I doubt it. Games these days are notorious for being changed up or being generic, with an excpetion to a few.
People will take a game, bend it over and rape it just to please a handful of fans who will buy it up readily.
The old Sonic died, and this new one isnt even classy enough to piss on the grave.

pac-man Dec 6th, 2008 08:59 PM

Because it's classy to piss on graves?

Guitar Woman Dec 6th, 2008 09:35 PM

Guys, holy shit, nobody cares.

Guitar Woman Dec 6th, 2008 09:35 PM

The funny part here is that Sonic has always been horrible.

Girl Drink Drunk Dec 6th, 2008 10:10 PM

Sonic the Hedgehog 3 was awesome you jerks >:

Phoenix Gamma Dec 6th, 2008 10:13 PM

If we all collectively say that Sonic sucks for another 5 pages, maybe he'll stop sucking!

pac-man Dec 6th, 2008 11:23 PM

It's worth a try!

Nick Dec 8th, 2008 11:37 AM

I think everyone is just keeping this thread alive to spite GW.

Dimnos Dec 8th, 2008 12:49 PM

Oh well if its to spite someone then its ok.

pac-man Dec 8th, 2008 01:09 PM

Man, Sonic sucks so bad now. Remember the first three Sonic games? They kicked ass. So did Sonic Spinball.

Sam Dec 8th, 2008 10:19 PM

TODAY ON XBOX LIVE THEY PUT UP THE SONIC UNLEASHED DEMO AND I ALMOST CONSIDERED DOWNLOADING IT TO SEE HOW BAD IT IS BUT I JUST CUT MYSELF INSTEAD. :(

I MADE THE BETTER CHOICE.

Nick Dec 9th, 2008 12:45 AM

:rolleyes:

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 01:50 AM

BECAUSE THAT IS HOW BAD SONIC IS

pac-man Dec 9th, 2008 03:13 AM

Yeah, he sucks.

Sam Dec 9th, 2008 08:41 PM

THE CUTS GOT INFECTED AND THEY MAY HAVE TO AMPUTATE, BUT I STILL BELIEVE I MADE THE BETTER CHOICE.

:rolleyes

Zomboid Dec 9th, 2008 09:05 PM

:rolleyes

Fathom Zero Dec 9th, 2008 09:41 PM

I played the demo, and it was fun! :O

HappyHamster Dec 10th, 2008 04:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 600975)
I played the demo, and it was fun! :O

You shut your filthy whore mouth ಠ_ಠ

Phoenix Gamma Dec 26th, 2008 12:21 AM

Got a few games as gifts this year, and a relative got me this because I used to think Sonic was awesome.

Worst controls I've ever had the misfortune to experience. And I own a Wii. The speed levels would be awesome if the game wasn't so buggy like every other Sonic game. Hit detection is borked (that goes double for the wolf stages) and the controls aren't the least bit responsive (again, double for the wolf).

Sometimes I'd press jump multiple times in the air and watch Sonic fall instead of home in on an enemy. I tried with every controller, just incase batteries were low or whatever. It's the game, and other people had the same complaints.

Plus, why the hell is there a world map if nothing happens and all you do is advance some text? I don't care about these ugly characters and I just want to get to the part where I'm playing a video game. It's kinda sad, because the level design for the speed stages is stellar. Plus there's THREE wolf stages for every hedgehog stage.

Ant10708 Dec 30th, 2008 01:00 AM

your relatives and thousands like them will guarantee us another shitty sonic game

Phoenix Gamma Dec 30th, 2008 12:39 PM

I never said I liked my relatives :(

I beat it the other day so that I could finally be done with it. The final world has FIVE wolf stages and only ONE speed stage. What the hell? Other times, there would be three or four wolf stages, but the game wanted to make sure that the Okay to Shit ratio was 90000:1.

Sega has learned absolutely nothing over the past decade.

deadplayer Dec 31st, 2008 05:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Battle Net Edition (Post 594620)
No, it's like a brawler game and he has Dhalsim arms that go all plastic man on the baddies.

Agree!

executioneer Dec 31st, 2008 10:31 AM

that's it


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