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All I want for Christmas/Bday? Help me decide!

Ok, so I'm usually pretty bad about answering my family's questions about what I want for Christmas (and my birthday, which unfortunately, is the day after. awful.) and this year it's worse than usual. I know they're getting annoyed since I haven't even given them the slightest hint about what I want for xmas or my bday, and I don't want to be that one guy on their lists who is impossible to shop for. I've shopped for that guy many times in the past. I hate that guy.

But that's where you people come in. I know I'm probably opening up a big can o' worms, barrel o' monkeys or whatever [container] o' [creatures] you fancy... but I wanna see what you guys think would be some cool gifts to ask for xmas and my subsequent bday that I may not be aware of. Since I can't think of anything and Pee-Wee Herman's bicycle is pretty much out of the question, I figure some of you might have some great ideas. I have a few things on my amazon wish list here, but I figure there's gotta be more interesting stuff that I simply haven't stumbled onto that I can add to it. Just post pics and links in this thread and I'll check 'em out. BTW, it doesn't have to be products that are only available on Amazon...

Thanks! :picklehat

Fireball Island, circa '92. Get some.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ujgywX-z9c

A new flannel.

Or a big cardboard box.

A one year membership to the jelly of the month club. It'll keep giving all year long.

This is already going great! :party

A Rudy Ray Moore Viewfinder

Anything you can use to shoot stuff at Proto?

A Red Ryder two-hundred shot range model air rifle with a compass in the stock and a thing that tells time.

TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES AND SEE THEM DRIVEN BEFORE YOU AND TO HEAR THE LAMENTATIONS OF THEIR WOMEN.

IF I COULD EVER FIND THE DAMN NUKE 'EM HIGH TRILOGY.

A BIG OL' COMFY BLANKET, SIR

MISDEMONAR'S VIRGINITY

:lol I like how they explain what decompress means MM

A simple piece of furniture for a simple people.

A bl*wjob whilst sitting in the world's most comfortable beanbag chair.

CONAN,WHAT IS BEST IN LIFE?

Breasts are overrated.

At least from this end.