laughing until you cry
 

my co-worker just choked on some ice and puked everywhere and all i could do was laugh until i cried.

Did anyone get it on video? :lol

EDIT: Srsly, there could be a security camera at the right angle - you never know.

god i hope not. i sleep in this office all the time.

and make babies?

that's not easy to do in your sleep

It is if your penis is Japanese :(

HAHA SMALL PENIS

;(

you're becoming as predictable as cosmo's dick jokes, taddy boy.

Funny how I came here just as he was leaving.

A BOX OF PENCIL SHAVINGS, THROAT HOLE, AND A TIRE IRON :COSMOTERRA

Some friends and I were drinking some brews one night when a friend told a funny story about a Captain we worked with. I don't remember the joke specifically, just that it made me laugh harder than I had ever laughed before. I was laughing so hard that tears were rolling down my face and my legs were kicking wildly. My laughs were more like shrieks as I clutched my stomach. This went on for about 2 straight minutes until my wildly flailing legs kicked a huge bowl of ranch dip off the coffee table and onto the carpet. Even while cleaning the mess up, I continued to laugh in spurts while everyone just stared at me.

I don't know how to explain it, it was like I was possessed by some shitty comedian or something.

HEY NOW!!! leave me out of this..... :(

I did this the other day watching a random pedobear clip on youtube.

it's kinda like an orgasm in that you want it to continue, but it may physically kill you if you don't stop.

My seventh-grade literature class was once reading the book Holes and our project was to give some sort of presentation on an aspect of the book. My group decided to have a re-enactment of Stanley's trial, with Mr. Sir and Zero giving evidence and the class being the jury (Stanley was voted "guilty" again, btw). When we were practicing, the boy playing Mr. Sir kept going on about how stupid Zero was. The boy playing Zero muttered "where's my shovel". For some reason, this made me laugh so hard I cried. My group stared at me like I just went nuts. Maybe I had.

In my ninth-grade English class, we were reading Romeo and Juliet. To help us be more amused, we were acting it out. We were at the scene where Paris and the Capulets find Juliet seemingly dead. I was Paris and I was trying to read my lines all loud and sad and grief-driven. The upshot was that I was way too over the top. My teacher made some comment like "You could wake Juliet up if you're that loud". Again, I laughed until I cried. I wanted to stop because I was standing in front of my class like an idiot, but it took a while.

why everytime i do laugh until i cry is because of someone's misery?

Like what?

like making my friends pass out by choking them

That's always fun. It's all fun and games untill someone finds an eye.

Edit.

OH NO YOU DONT YOU GET BACK HERE

Last year, me and my roommate were making fun of how one of my other roommates laughs by imitating her. What started out as fake laughter quickly gave way to real laughter. Real, undeniable, laugh until you can't breathe with tears rolling down your face laughter. It was not enjoyable.

I always get really loopy late at night. Pretty much anything seems funny to me. I also have a habit of watching Comedy Central stand-up late at night. The other night, I was watching Dana Carvey doing an impersonation of Andy Rooney on crack and laughed until I nearly fell off the sofa.

Last week while I was warming up on a treadmill before working out at the gym, I was watching an informicial ad that was selling hip-hop workout video. As soon as it implied that you could eat at fast food joints such as KFC and BK and still lose weight, I nearly fell off the treadmill.

Edit: brain fart