possible greatest toy ever?
 

A Sling Shot Chicken, found at http://www.walgreens.com/store/produ...id=prod3984984 for 5 dollars that actually clucks when you fire it. I've been launching it at my stoner brother and his friends all day and thought of you guys the moment I saw it. Comes complete with cape and helmet.

I guess you haven't seen these before?


http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/200...ttle-monsters/

We sell those chickens at my store. I like to fling them across a few aisles when I know the risk of hitting a customer is low or non-existent.

Does it scream when you launch it? I had one that was a monkey who would let out a terrible scream when you launched him.

Dude mock, I forgot about Slim Goodbody. WTF! I did not need to remember him!

I liked that toy better when it didn't cost 5 dollars and was called a rubber band and could take out an eye.

My brother had a slingshot monkey. It didn't scream when it was shot, broke after a short while, and was obtained by pestering all of our immediate family/neighbors to buy magazines for a school drive. Now it seems we were given the short end of the stick. >:

On the other hand though, the thing was cute as all heck.

Yeah RoG, I've seen those around but for some reason I find the chicken so much more lulz worthy than a flying Frankenstein.

Dimnos - If you pull them back far enough, they will cluck when you launch. If you don't pull back far enough they cluck when they land.

Zelda - *iconlove*

The best toy ever is the Airzooka Megazooka.

I thought they were Sock'Em Boppers. :(

Anyways those are fun when you are drunk.

They're more fun than a pillow fight.

Sock 'em Boppers are nonsense. They look like a blow up vagina and are nowhere near as good as those over sized boxing gloves.

Its entirely possible that I have the unique pleasure of owning one of these.

I have that yodeling pickle as well, and it rocks.

I remember when the regular ones came out. Does that one have a trigger release?

These are the best for beating the crap out of your kid. You work out your frustration and they think your spending quality time together.

I can see how that'd work, but I'll stick with the belt. I work out my frustration and the kid gets put in its place.

yeah, and it's like twice as big. i have one of the old ones, so much fun.

Such an item exists? O.O Awesome...

@Vila - Thanks! :)

I once saw a Sigmund Freud action figure. My aunt wanted to get it for my mom, but decided not to test her sense of humor.

Wait a second, here it is:

I've got that nostalgic feeling, guys.

You win.