Happy St Patty's Day!!!!
 

Happy St Patty's day to everyone. May the luck of the irish be with every single one of you. :)

Happy death to Celtic culture to you too.

I'll need Irish luck at that Carcass concert. I know I'll be playin' fisticuffs 'fore the nights OVAH!

Didn't the English do that already? Let's all wait for St George's day then get fucked up. :hypno

The last time I wen't into an Irish neighborrhood in the Bronx I was accused of being a British "hooligan" since I have a shaved head.

The Irish had shaved heads before that, only it was because of endemic lice :(

I find it funny that stereotypical Irishness is celebrated with the very coping mechanism for being Irish.

I start the day saying, "Erin Go Bragh " and end it drunk and mumbling
"where is my bra?"

Here's what you can do to have your own happy green fun on this cute little irish holiday.

1. Sit in front of your television watching your perferred movie with irish references in it, i.e. The lepprechaun.

2. Have a couple of bottles of heineken and one bowl of frosted Lucky Charms.

3. After you are nice and tanked from both the sugar of the marhsmellows and the alcohol, make yourself your own little makeshift leprechaun outfit resembling Lucky from lucky charms as much as you can. Then make yourself your own sheileleigh. Once you have these, then run around your neighborhood swinging your sheileleigh screaming and mumbling for your neighbors to give you their lucky charms. See how many laugh at your, cooperate, or simply call the cops reporting you as a green drunk sheileleigh wielding lunatic. Who says St Patty's day can't be fun :)

Cute little holiday? This is why I hate Christians.

Oh wait, I don't mean that I hate you. I have no feelings like that after my reprogramming. I'm sure we are the best of buddies. <3

Since Father Jack is my role model anyway, I'm just going to watch the same Father Ted reruns I always do and drink some mexican beer, because it's all I have and that's how he'd want it.

Which is Dutch and tastes bad, so why? :confused

It has a green bottle, isn't that Irish enough for you?

So is Rolling Rock :X

im gonna eat fried chicken and watermelon on kwanzaa you lousy racists

lol

I'm firmly under the belief that on St. Patrick's Day, everyone's Irish.

My korean roommate seems to think so.

I decided to stay home, study, and cut my hair instead of boozing it up on a tuesday night.

Shamrock Shakes and Guinness Cupcakes. YES!
http://www.i-mockery.com/blabber/200...day-drunkards/

I haven't had a shamrock shake in a very long time. I used to love them, although the first time I tried one I was disappointed because it didn't taste like shamrocks, and I wanted to try shamrocks (I was 4 or 5)

Given what I know about Irish history, I'd rather NOT have the luck of the Irish. :x

"The Irish are the '(n word)' of Europe'." -Roddy Doyle (Irish author)

...discuss. :tawkamongstyaselves

I didn't wear green or have a Guinness. And my last name is Murphy. Interesting fact, there are thirty six million americans of irish descent and only six million irish.