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Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 01:07 PM

ChrisLHanssen must go.
 
I come here to find that this person has broken the NO1 rule of I-mockery which is SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ARE SCUM WE DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FEELINGS. Please either STFU, stop complaining, or die (please die within the next 15 minutes)

Zomboid Apr 15th, 2009 01:09 PM

I don't get it! He just wants to know if he can post his nude ink pics. I say "go for it, buddy!"

C'mon, ChrisLHanssen. Post your nudie pics!

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 01:17 PM

Anyone who just barges in here, starts making new threads about themselves, tell people who have been here for years that they should use proper "netiqite" when posting or otherwise unduly demanding the respect of I-mockery elders should be banned without the possibility of an appeal. They should also be accused posting spam even if it is not true.

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 01:17 PM

oh yeah, hes also a fag.

darkvare Apr 15th, 2009 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zomboid (Post 624676)
I don't get it! He just wants to know if he can post his nude ink pics. I say "go for it, buddy!"

C'mon, ChrisLHanssen. Post your nudie pics!

he already did

Dixie Apr 15th, 2009 01:21 PM

You know, I love this side of you Robot.
:)

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 01:29 PM

I have been doing this for almost a decade and I am very good at it. After googleing his name I found that he sucks more than I could possibly imagine, in fact I found that a member of the 4chan community wrote
Quote:

Chris Hanssen is a 38-year-old socially inept shut-in living on welfare who begs for free porn on the Internet

Zomboid Apr 15th, 2009 01:33 PM

Check out the art forum, yaaaall.

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 01:35 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!! HOLY SHIT THIS GUY IS A GOLD MINE OF LAME AND SUCKS!

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 01:42 PM


There seem to be hundreds of pages on google about how much of a looser this guy is. I haven't found one good thing about him yet.

Zomboid Apr 15th, 2009 01:45 PM

http://www.youtube.com/user/Hanssen69
http://www.filehive.com/files/0606/H...Katsucon-8.jpg

darkvare Apr 15th, 2009 01:48 PM

after all this years i still don't see the appeal of star trek

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 01:58 PM

Hooooooooooly shit this guy CANNOT be a real person, Please tell me that this sort of thing does not actually exist in real life. What a waste of air, food, and real estate. I just watched about 20 seconds of a video where he complains to the mod of some gaming board about how he doesn't like their policies and should be changed to accomodate him.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2009 02:04 PM

From youtube.

When it comes down to getting banned from forums. You broke the rules so many times that you got banned. I mean you can't request beastiality, passwords to pornographic pay sites, and other things like that. And you knew that. From what I've seen the vote for the staff on the site I go to was split. Oh and the delete button doesn't do that on a forum. You do know how to use a computer right?

darkvare Apr 15th, 2009 02:15 PM

he keeps getting weirder and weirder

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 02:16 PM

Him and the furry Akktri should hook up and get themselves on the sex offender list.

darkvare Apr 15th, 2009 02:23 PM

but it seems he likes bestiality so they should probably get a monkey or something

Dixie Apr 15th, 2009 02:27 PM

Akkdoofus would wear a monkey suit i bet

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 02:31 PM

He could then unkowingly trade his homemade porn with a minor and then thier parents could find it and call the state police.

Tadao Apr 15th, 2009 02:33 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Dp0...e=channel_page


Was John McCain your speech tutor?

darkvare Apr 15th, 2009 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 624713)
Akkdoofus would wear a monkey suit i bet

wouldn't that be furry sex and not bestiality? even so it fits both of their "tastes"

Dixie Apr 15th, 2009 02:40 PM

Guys, he's from MD.
He can't help it.
He just needs a well placed muzzle now and then.

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 02:44 PM

This is just, uhh sterotype of an over opinionated treky but this goes beyond that by a few miles. EVEN THE STAR TREK DORKS MAKE FUN OF HIM. I just, i don't know, this whole thing has left me speechless. Why would he assume he matters to anybody except himself?

Hes probably preparing a complaint for Rog right now.

Dr. Boogie Apr 15th, 2009 02:47 PM

I had heard about this guy prior to him showing up here. He sounded like the Excalibur of internet tools.

Also, he's been banned for a month for posting his crappy naked drawings in the art forum.

Evil Robot Apr 15th, 2009 02:48 PM

But is he is banned how will he make a video blog and show us the error of our ways?


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