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Geggy Aug 4th, 2009 01:11 AM

12/21/12
 
Yeah! The world is going to end on december 21, 2012! Get your tshirts here!

http://www.cafepress.com/december212012/3313935

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2009 01:34 AM

Goddamn Mayans >:

At least I won't have to buy anyone Christmas presents

Colonel Flagg Aug 4th, 2009 05:24 AM

Why not the 12th? :confused

EDIT: wouldn't be prettier if it were 100 years in the future from that date? 12-21-2112 looks much more antisymmetrical and mystic.

BTW, did the Mayans use the Julian calander? :dunce

Zhukov Aug 4th, 2009 07:29 AM

21/12/12


I could live with a massive catastrophe, some kind of global strife of nuclear proportions, the final crisis of capitalism, or a new ice age, but not the entire end of the world.


I guess not many people could live with that though. Hmm.

10,000 Volt Ghost Aug 4th, 2009 09:40 AM

The other thing about that date is that something good might happen. Not just a catastrophe. I'm not taking anything to heart until we get there in the year 2012.

Dimnos Aug 4th, 2009 10:37 AM

The world as we know it will end.







Read: Now sexy fun time. :orgasm

Dimnos Aug 4th, 2009 10:39 AM

Yep. Hot mutant on mutant action. :wank

Fathom Zero Aug 4th, 2009 04:11 PM

I think the Mayans just ran out of numbers.

Tadao Aug 4th, 2009 04:15 PM


elx Aug 4th, 2009 06:42 PM

i was born 12/29/92
the world ends 12/21/12

i'll be exactly 19 years 11 months and 22 days old - or in other words - 9 days from being 20 years old. that equates to still being a teenager which is completely unfair. better not die. :(

executioneer Aug 4th, 2009 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 640161)
i was born 12/29/92

omg almost birthday twins :eek

The Leader Aug 4th, 2009 06:56 PM

Isn't that eight days difference?

elx Aug 4th, 2009 08:13 PM

31-22=9.

edit: whens your birthday willie?!

The Leader Aug 4th, 2009 08:15 PM

How does that make any sense?

elx Aug 4th, 2009 08:34 PM

I was seeing "19 years, 11 months, 22 days", somehow I came to the conclusion while I was working it out in my head that I couldn't hit twenty years old without a year passing and a year couldn't pass until I reached twelve months and I couldn't reach twelve months until the end of december and the end of december is the 31st which is only 9 days away from the 22nd.

and so that's how it made sense to me...at the time.
you were right though

Colonel Flagg Aug 4th, 2009 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 640161)
i was born 12/29/92
the world ends 12/21/12

i'll be exactly 19 years 11 months and 22 days old - or in other words - 9 days from being 20 years old. that equates to still being a teenager which is completely unfair. better not die. :(

I wouldn't lose any sleep over this. Much better to lose sleep over a potential terrorist attack. Or a really hard linear algebra midterm. :eek

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2009 09:58 PM

i hate 2012 :( every spiritual asshole is all into that and everybody has different explanations for what will happen. From LIZARDS RetuRNING To ENSLAVE MANKIND ACCORDING TO WORDS WRITTEN ON A ROCK IN gEORgIA; to magnetic north changing positions (which happens periodically and is supposedly often accompanied by a cataclysmic event, such as certain islands being affected..), and the mayan calandar was supposedly impecable for having important dates on their calandar whenever these magnetic shifts occured.
ALSO CALifoRNIAs goin under the ocean

seems like more millenarist crap and after 2012 passes people will find some other end of the world/life changing phenomenon to latch onto so that their lives will have some type of meaning and there is hope for the future.

also my birthday is today and I was born 8/4/84 AT AN AUSPICIOUS HOUR

Esuohlim Aug 4th, 2009 11:07 PM

Jesus will come back to life and bring the rapture, just like he's supposedly scheduled to do in everybody's lifetime in the last 2000 years.

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2009 11:11 PM

I like the islamic version of jesus' return :(

Colonel Flagg Aug 4th, 2009 11:16 PM

Happy Birthday, Kahl! :party

kahljorn Aug 4th, 2009 11:44 PM

thanks :D

also 2012 is just sposed to be when the mayan calendar ends so i dont know if that necessarily means the end of the world :(
or the begining of a new era ;/ there's some astronomy possibly related shit like the equinox of our solarsystem around the galaxy...

Zhukov Aug 5th, 2009 06:11 AM

Happy birthday Kahl.


Lizards coming to Earth to enslave mankind has now been added to the list of things I can accept happening in 2012. I think that would be pretty exciting.

Colonel Flagg Aug 5th, 2009 10:36 AM

They already have.


executioneer Aug 5th, 2009 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elx (Post 640171)
31-22=9.

edit: whens your birthday willie?!

the 30th :eek

Chojin Aug 5th, 2009 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 640280)
the 30th :eek

You're closer to mine, I'm 1/4/84.

also hb kahl, you fgt


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