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dextire Oct 5th, 2009 01:17 PM

Because we got a few extra days, I was able to finish what is likely my final entry.

I present to you for your hopefully at least mild amusement:

Evil Embryos vs.
Texas Knife Wielding Killer Carrot!

I was going to just use fake blood, but instead I made my own with egg whites. I think it turned out better because it's more translucent and lets the light shine through more clearly. Plus it's supposed to be egg blood, not human blood. :)

I think this will probably be the last entry for me. It's been great carving all the produce oddities I've managed to get my hands on.
Keep up the good work guys!

Aura Fox Oct 5th, 2009 05:27 PM

Even undead donuts still look delicious to me.

blood_panther Oct 5th, 2009 06:41 PM


I was thinking of carving eggs...but I just couldnt figure out how to make it work.....

boiling them makes so much sense.

good job!

Luigim128 Oct 5th, 2009 09:25 PM

I've been a huge fan of the site for years, and finally decided to try my hand at one of these contests.

'The Veritable Cornucopia of Terror'


dymphnawolf Oct 5th, 2009 09:49 PM

BY GOD! It's a fruit basket of fear! Good job!

Aura Fox Oct 5th, 2009 10:05 PM

I like the ..frankenpear? nice!

dymphnawolf Oct 6th, 2009 08:16 PM

Well, as the contest ends tomorrow, I decided to submit one more thing, though I don't know if this counts. This is actually something that I made a while back for my boyfriend's birthday, but it is still made up of groceries that I fashioned into a cake and icing and I still carved the fondant.

Soooo....the C'thulhu cake!

The Grumpus Oct 6th, 2009 11:02 PM

Blast it all, I didn't check the forums before making my entries, and was beaten to the punch on both instances. Oh well, may as well throw my in for consideration anyway:


It's my version of the Potate O'Lantern. Only, I never thought this little fella could win on his own, so I got him some help.


Look, it's his bodyguard, Monster Mashed!


And it's their buddy, Franken Fries!


The gang's all here! Too bad Frank didn't survive for the picture proper. They had to prop him up "Weekend at Bernie's" style... :(

The Grumpus Oct 6th, 2009 11:05 PM

And someone else beat me to the Kool-Aid punch, but fortunately I went in a slightly different direction...


They used the packet, I used the actual contents.


He looks pretty happy for a guy made out of grape-flavored sugar dust. I think there's a life-lesson in there, somewhere.

Ducttapefury Oct 6th, 2009 11:26 PM

How you like them apples?

blood_panther Oct 7th, 2009 01:34 AM

those are amazing. Good job!

BatmanJohnson Oct 7th, 2009 08:26 AM

Those apples are epic!

dymphnawolf Oct 7th, 2009 02:37 PM

Those are some awesome apples

Microshock Oct 7th, 2009 03:34 PM

the apple one is my favorite one so far, at least technically

Aura Fox Oct 7th, 2009 06:54 PM

The only thing thats been bugging me is how some are so awesome and so much effort went into them but they arent technically 'o-lanterns

Tadao Oct 7th, 2009 07:27 PM

Lighten up.

blood_panther Oct 7th, 2009 08:51 PM

well, the rules dont really say they have to be 'o-lanterns just "Halloweenifed"

Aura Fox Oct 7th, 2009 09:06 PM

Im only mentioning it because id hate if they were not considered eligible. I mean hampire and that facehugger cake are wicked.

blood_panther Oct 7th, 2009 10:02 PM

yeah, there's alot of great stuff here!

Mockery Oct 8th, 2009 07:52 PM

Alrighty, the time for entering the contest has now officially ended. Fantastic entries everybody! Myself and the other guys will be going through them this week and will post the results as soon as we have a chance. Might not be until the weekend before the results are posted since I have to prep for the next Doc Mock show tomorrow night.

Thanks again to all of you who took the time to carve up your groceries! :picklehat

MarioRPG Oct 10th, 2009 01:40 PM

Now, I'm not going to browse through this thread - but some were pretty awesome - and just ask: Did really no one carve a pickle?

BatmanJohnson Oct 10th, 2009 11:31 PM

I considered carving a cucumber then pickling it. But I did not have enough time.

Mockery Oct 12th, 2009 10:24 PM

Ok everybody! The contest results are up and you can discuss them at the following URL:

(Sorry for the delay in posting them, had some severe laptop problems over the weekend and I'm posting this from my old PC)

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