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Pentegarn Dec 13th, 2009 02:02 AM

Boy the Wacky Packages stickers take me back

lumpisan Dec 13th, 2009 09:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BatmanJohnson (Post 662463)
I have literally a couple dozen of those sharpies. I love them so convenient for a little graffiti.

i have defaced much public property on my trip from norfolk to pittsburg^^ many thanks indeed also just mailed my package^^well....dropped it in the mail bin thingie

bigtimecow Dec 13th, 2009 10:09 AM

god dammit i wish i could participate in this. my first year not doing it :((((((((((

kakumei Dec 13th, 2009 12:50 PM

just got mine-- i had it shipped to my parents' house, and only just finally had a day off today. despite it being 1 am when i got home, i had to peek in the box. i'll post photos this week whenever i'm not living at work. thanks, 10,000 volt ghost, for filling this box with awesome!

Sam Dec 13th, 2009 01:08 PM

don't feel bad BTC, it's my first year not doing it too. :(

BatmanJohnson Dec 13th, 2009 04:12 PM

Got my package, unfortunately a certain Grumposaur has currently claimed it as his own!(Waiting for camera batteries to charge). So here is a teaser of Grumposaur.


10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 13th, 2009 05:17 PM

So I had two secret santas this year. I've gotten one package so far which contained:

I opened the Grinch and found:

At first I was all like:


Then I noticed there was a prize inside which I found this:
Spoilers!


After all that I realized it was actual pancake mix. THANK YOU BABALITY PANCAKES!!!!!!

Babs Dec 13th, 2009 05:54 PM

Now think about your dad

THERE'S PRIZES INSIDE YOUR COCAINE/PANCAKE MIX THERE! SHOW THEM NOW!

Babs Dec 13th, 2009 05:57 PM

PS. I'm pretty sure you're getting ANOTHER package of goodies.

captain516 Dec 13th, 2009 07:12 PM

Goddamn it Microshock, post those pictures already you lazy SOB >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 13th, 2009 08:25 PM

:lol I didn't even see the rest in the packaging:



Did you reseal the bag AND the box? I'm really glad you said something about it. I was going to throw the Bisquik in the snow. Thank you for saving Christmas Babs.

Pentegarn Dec 13th, 2009 09:33 PM

That DVDs in resealed Bisquick gag was a freaking good piece of business Babality Pancakes! Well done!

And 10K, when I saw what you did with the pacake mix I laughed so hard I hurt the ears of the person I was on the phone with :lol

BatmanJohnson Dec 13th, 2009 09:43 PM

Hmmmm? A package!!!


But wait I can't open this yet. I need something.... FESTIVE!!!1



The most festive shirt I own! The Krampus shirt! To remind all of you to behave or else Krampus. Will beat you with sticks and stick you in his bag.


NOT GRUMPASAUR!! My archenemy! Well not really more of a plush dino friend.




Damn you GRUMPASAUR!!!



Well at least someone is enjoying my presents.



What is this? BATTLEFIELD EARTH!!! THE SINGLE GREATEST JOHN TRAVOLTA MOVIE EVER.


The sheer awesome of this movie caused my eyes to begin glowing red!!!

While I was marveling over the awesomeness of Battlefield Earth, Grumpasaur continued looting my package.


Whats this????? A BLIND BOX FUTURAMA TOY????? How does my secret santa know me so well? Let's see what is in the box!


Everyone's favorite alien newscaster! MORBO!!! Complete with vein cream! That is good I was worried he wouldn't be able to take care of his veins!

Grumpasaur Discovered my next present.



Munchkin!!!11




I had been contemplating buying this for awhile, my Secret Santa did the Deciding for me!!

I decided to pose to remind Grumpasaur who the presents were for.



This turned out to be be a very bad decision. As Grumpasaur knocked me out.....




And stole my Festive shirt...





With me knocked out Grumpasaur left with my shirt and my presents.



He just walked out with all of my stuff



GRRRRRRUMMMPPPPPAAAAASSSAAAAUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRR !!! DAMN YOU!!


dextire Dec 13th, 2009 10:30 PM

And the awesome gifts just keep coming! :)

I very much liked the stories guys! However, I have a question for you BatmanJohnson, who was your Secret Santa?! :confused:

kakumei Dec 13th, 2009 10:52 PM

i keep checking the USPS website to track my package, and it seems like two notices have been left for my person. i'm starting to worry-- i really hope they get their present soon... it would be a shame if they didn't get it!

BatmanJohnson Dec 13th, 2009 11:49 PM

I assume 10,000 volt ghost, as It says it's from Buffalo. A big thank you to Ghost.

Babs Dec 14th, 2009 12:35 AM

The Battlefield Earth present is probably the best of all. That is amazing, I can't even comprehend it. You made out pretty good Batman and was entertaining seeing your ass kicked by that green thing that has that look of anguish.

Babs Dec 14th, 2009 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 662903)
:lol I didn't even see the rest in the packaging:

Did you reseal the bag AND the box? I'm really glad you said something about it. I was going to throw the Bisquik in the snow. Thank you for saving Christmas Babs.

Yes I did by the way. Resealed it all big tittie bay bay style.

PS. There was a prize inside sticker placed onto that fancy box of pancakes.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2009 12:53 AM

I saw the sticker...I just thought it was part of the ploy of pancake mix.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 14th, 2009 12:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BatmanJohnson (Post 662916)
I assume 10,000 volt ghost, as It says it's from Buffalo. A big thank you to Ghost.

You are correct sir. Hope you like them. :)

captain516 Dec 14th, 2009 01:42 AM

Love the Krampus shirt.

poppers620 Dec 14th, 2009 02:35 AM

sorry for the delay on posting pics.... but I got my secret santa package from Ozzie!!!




I got quite a few wrapped presents! SO EXCITING!!!!




And I also got this nice letter:



My favorite quote in the letter: "This is essentially a group of movies I want you to dislike and deride." My kind of movies indeed (especially when it comes to horror)!!!


Package 1:



First off, I know Ozzie was worried I wouldn't like these movies or already own them, well I am going to be honest. I DO already have Cabin Fever, but this is one of my favorite horror movies ever. It's so bad its AWESOME. I swear to god I really love it, and I am way excited because now I have a copy I can keep at my family's vacation home. I love the fact I will always have Cabin Fever only an arms reach away from me.

Package 2:



I have never seen or heard of Evil Remains, but the back actually claims its scarier than Cabin Fever, so I am sold. I look forward to making Rog watch this with me while Re pretends to work on her laptop and not pay attention. It looks quality. I bet it would make a good double feature with Blown Away, eh Rog? ;)

Package 3:



Dreams in the Witch House from Masters of Horror... heard of it, but haven't seen it. Look forward to checking it out, I am a huge fan of Stuart Gordon!


Package 4:



The Bad Seed AND The Abominable Dr. Phibes (!!!). OK, this is plain awesome. I have seen both, but its been awhile, and these movies were both on my list of films I wanted to buy for my collection.

Thanks so much Ozzie! This was a great haul! Words cant even express how thrilled I was that you included Cabin Fever haha

BatmanJohnson Dec 14th, 2009 09:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 662924)
You are correct sir. Hope you like them. :)


Oh yes! I love them!!!! I'll be doing this again next year! Thanks again.

Ozzie Dec 14th, 2009 10:03 AM

Glad you enjoyed the flicks, poppers. Cabin Fever was added to the pile of movies when I told the friend I was with that I was looking for bad horror movies. He pulled off it the shelf, said "hey, this sucks!" and threw it into my arms. The rest of them were picked out in pretty much the same way, Evil Remains being only slightly more well thought out, since, as you noted, it claims to be even scarier than Cabin Fever.

I figured even if you really hated all of the other horror movies, a Vincent Price classic like Dr. Phibes would redeem the whole pile. Especially in Elmo giftwrap.

BatmanJohnson Dec 14th, 2009 10:08 AM

I didn't mind Cabin Fever. Especially because of moments like "PANCAKES".



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