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robo_rob Dec 22nd, 2009 10:36 PM

Karate Kid remake?
 
Is nothing holy? the idea of this makes me puke in my mouth a little.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YeCC1VNHBrQ

Ok, so after the trailer it doesn't look that bad and I'd kinda like to see it. But still, I just feel uneasy about the whole damn mess.

captain516 Dec 22nd, 2009 11:30 PM


I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

Fathom Zero Dec 23rd, 2009 04:38 PM

I bet it will be almost as good as the gay Karate Kid musical. And I mean gay in the very literal sense of the word.

http://www.itskaratekidthemusical.com/downloads.htm

http://www.itskaratekidthemusical.co...axOnWaxOff.mp3

Man, I haven't listened to that in years. :lol

Nick Dec 24th, 2009 02:03 PM

It looks okay, but it's probably just a vehicle for Will Smith's boy.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 28th, 2009 11:10 AM

Just found out Jackie Chan is going to play Mr. Miyagi(sp)! I'm completely okay with this now. I know he does a lot more hollywoodish movies now but the guy certainly deserves it.

darkvare Dec 28th, 2009 03:43 PM

i'm watching it after seeing jackie train the kid just like the drunken master did with him on the first drunken master

Zomboid Dec 28th, 2009 06:11 PM

Ugh. I hate how, like Nick said, it's just a vehicle for Will Smith's kid. That, and it's now set to a hip-hop soundtrack and it'll probably turn into an allegory for class conflict, or some bullshit like that.

Tadao Dec 28th, 2009 06:24 PM

Oh god, are you saying we will be graced by another Jackie / black comedy?

Sam Dec 28th, 2009 06:27 PM

THE ONLY BLACK PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW KARATE ARE JIM KELLY AND WESLEY SNIPES >:

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 28th, 2009 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 665361)
THE ONLY BLACK PEOPLE WHO NEED TO KNOW KARATE ARE JIM KELLY AND WESLEY SNIPES >:

:( Jim Kelly was fucking at Quaker Steak and Lube tonight and I missed him because of class.

Sam Dec 28th, 2009 11:34 PM

:lol don't worry, I'm sure he works most week nights

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 29th, 2009 09:04 AM

:tear

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2009 10:45 AM

I just want to know what the hell a poor black woman who probably doesnt speak Chinese is doing moving to China?

Tadao Dec 29th, 2009 12:41 PM

BTW Karate is Japanese, Jackie is a chink.

Dimnos Dec 29th, 2009 01:10 PM

Im willing to overlook that in the name of retarded ass Hollywood.

Tadao Dec 29th, 2009 01:13 PM

I bet Jackie teaches him Kung Fu :lol

Pentegarn Dec 30th, 2009 04:42 PM


Sam Dec 30th, 2009 04:47 PM


Pentegarn Dec 31st, 2009 10:39 AM

I heard them do that song on the Preston and Steve podcast awhile back

rosabuzard Jan 3rd, 2010 10:42 PM

I agree with you!

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2010 10:51 PM

THAT IS THE LAZIEST SPAMMER I HAVE EVER SEEN!

Sam Jan 4th, 2010 03:05 PM

I agree with you!

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 4th, 2010 04:10 PM

GET TO TEH BACK OF THE BUS SPAMMER


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