A conspiracy nut who drinks Miller Light?

WTF!

That white officer who had a beer with Obama for arresting a black guy breaking into his own house drank Blue Moon while the president had Budweiser, do you see the connection here? Why am I the only one asking these questions?

yes, it was the 60 minute IPA

Has anyone else tried White Dwarf?

Went to a regular bro down yesterday and to say the least, it was horrendous in every possible way. The typical, "U TALKIN TO MUH GURL BRAH" shit started happening. Before you know it, people have no shirts on with their chins pointed up in the air, sucking them teeth making all kinds of ghetto sounds. Humanity at it's complete best.

GORILLA DANCE FESTIVAL

drinking stella out of an empty apple juice bottle in the studio. college crime at its best

I've been playing Easter Beer Hunt for a while now.. It is AMAZING! You have someone hide beers instead of eggs, and you find them, and then drink the whole beer before moving on to find the next one. Brutal, but very entertaining. I think I'm on my tenth beer of the past two hours. We've played three games, and I've won every one! Congratulations to me! This is so hard to type right now, but I felt like it was worth to share..

Katie you are my hero.

That's seriously the best game ever.

it's not even easter

This weekend I indulged in a little blue point winter ale. The tap was in the shape of a wizard so I had to have a go at it.

sometimes when i am super drunk++ , i cant pee! its like it hurts and feels like i should pee. but nothing will come out

when this happens i start to think about the entire cast of "Roseanne".
i usually start with Dan.. then Roseanne.. Jackie.. DJ.. etc but as soon as i get to DARLENE the seal is broken. EVERY time

Was Darlene the Prototype of the first EMO chick? Or was she just another rebellious youth?

yeh, maybe thats why it makes me pee.

she may have been EMO, but at least she put out.

stop trying to be funny and get out of my thread. this thread is not about funny

this is about beer

GONNA DRINK A TON OF $2 PBR TONIGHT

I have to admit. I don't really care of Guiness.

Have you tried the extra stout?

What's an "extra stout"? :confused:

It's thicker and less creamy more in line with their original recipe. They had a Guinness 250th anniversary edition too that was supposed to be their original recipe but I didn't care for it because it was carbonated instead of using nitrogen like normal guinness and extra stout.

I just tried Guinness back on St. Patty's. It's pretty different from the other beers I must say. It's almost like it's a meal, not a drink.
e: also I should mention that I've been drinking more of Coors Light and Stella Artois. More leaning towards Coors. Still plenty left to try though. And since I'm on a zilch budget it'll take me a while.
e2: why did I never read this thread. BTC's first story was awesome.

mmmmmm, Stella....

i only like to drink guinness if it's had whisky + irish cream dropped into it :(

I concur! :)

The other day, I bought a 12 pack of Sam Adams that had 6 different types in it-Boston Lager, Light, Summer Ale, Pale Ale, Blackberry Whitier, and Latitude 48, which is apparently a new IPA they've come out with. I've had all before except the Blackberry and the IPA, though I haven't liked all of them. I am pleased to say that both of these new (to me) ones are delicious.

I was a little hesitant about the Blackberry because I've had the Cherry Wheat. I remember wanting to try that for the longest time, and was so excited and then disappointed when I finally did. It just tasted like cough syrup. The Blackberry flavor was not like that at all. It was incredibly subtle and delicious, as was the Latitude 48. But since it was an IPA and I prefer darker beers, that was to be expected. :)

beerworks had a new, stronger beer last night called the hercules. my friend dave, who usually drinks 3 of the quads (supposed to be a cut off at 2) and isn't usually piss ass drunk, was destroyed after 2 hercules'

happy birthday to him

Is there any beers that taste like a lighter version of Blue Moon?

Any wheat beer.

10KVG: finally tried HOWL while i was in new york. had no idea it was a winter beer; was okay.

also had sea dog's apricot wheat and that was mighty tasty, and tried messiah he'brew (GET IT) based on concept. it was pretty damn dark and made me shit gross the next day. ANNNND got to try arrogant bastard (gooooood) and leffe (waaaaaaaaaaaay too honey sweet)

i'll have something more to post about new york later, probably in true bedroom stories

So I'm trying out PBR. Not really enjoying it. :/ More bitter than I expected, although I spose it could ok chugging, which is the plan for tomorrow. I'm sure it won't matter after a few, haha.

e: Most of the drinks you guys have recommended / spoke of aren't available up here.

has anyone tried white dwarf

Bad times about the Howl. Not a huge fan of winter ales. I went to Wal-Mart the other day and found out they have beer. I bought a 12 pack of Magic Hat Vinyl which is my favorite new beer. I got home and realized somehow it went bad. I checked the box and it goes bad in April. Wal-Mart managed ruin it. >:

I did happen to buy a Jersey Shore shirt there though that says

"FISTPUMPING LIKE CHAMPS"

one of my professors was drinking vinyl and ehhhh it tasted like soy sauce :(

I prefer red dwarf :posh

LAGER'S THE ONLY THING THAT CAN KILL A VINDALOO

Isn't JMC a fitness/vitamin store? Is that RX beer?

That's the scariest beer can I've ever seen.

Also, Is there a liquor thread? I'm more into whiskey and vodka.

BTC, I ENJOY YOUR BEER SELECTIONS ON FACEBOOK

LIKE ALL MY PHOTOS BRAH

BREWED BY LICENSED LEOPARD? I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.

Sam and Pub are the only people who will EVER get that joke, I think

:RDWARF

applebees have long trail on tap, which was a pleasant surprise. then i settled for a $2 pint of coors light :(

last night i bought some samuel smith oatmeal stout that i will dive into later

On weekends, I will drink almost anything that will make me dizzy. Tequilla and Coors Light are usually what end up in me though.

THAT AND MY COCK

I THOUGHT YOUR COCK ENDED UP IN ME!

SLUT!

*COUGH*

Not only is this cheap, but it comes in huge cans also and can either be 5.5% or 7.1%
AKA: THIS LAGER IS DELICIOUS AND DOES NOT FUCK AROUND
e: I mean fuck look at that shit

Bought this at Jungle Jim's.

RECOMMENDED! :D

i think i'll take a trip to harrington's (chelmsford liquor store that carries tons of local brews and imports) and try something new. i've been drinking pretty things lately, from boston. fluffy white rabbit is my favorite, then field mouse's revenge? (i think that's the name), and then jack d'or is alright (even though it's claimed to be their best)

http://www.prettythingsbeertoday.com/site/

So on the Preston and Steve podcast that I go on about, Preston mentioned a lot about how great drinking a beer in the shower is.

I always thought, "Beer in the shower? That seems dumb"

Today I thought "What the hell, I'll try it"

Turns out a beer in the shower is awesome. I suggest everyone try it

That sounds awesome.

I can't accurately describe the experience. Words are too hollow

I've been doing the beer in the shower move for years, it's great after a brutal workday.

^^^

This = truth

I used to smoke and drink beer in the shower.

Did you wear a top hat too?

He bangs chicks doggy style while they both wear top hats in the shower and keeps the beer on her ass while he does so.

How playa is that? : pimptastic

Now I have something to shoot for.

I bout a 6 pack of flat tire in San Diego but the hotel wouldn't give me a bottle opener. I had to bring my beers down to the bar 7 floors down for them to open them and then go 7 floors back up and drink them.

Tomorrow night is going to have a party out at my buddies farm. Relying on a 'classic' for drinking...

Did you not have any wood handy?

I did but it was busy taking pictures.

I tried to open a beer with the television remote that night, and all I did was scratch the fuck out of the remote. :(

We should have used that remote to order the BATMAN movie instead.

I've been smitten by the new Keith Stone commercials for Keystone.





Pure gold.

(I copied the ytube video manually because it won't work at my work so it might not work.)

mike's harder lemonade :)

I got so drunk and told you my mom's dying in this thread.

:(

That commercial was sweet and made me laugh.
Then babs comes in and made me :(

:lol

Had my first Octoberfest of the season yesterday. Awww yeah.