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Evil Robot Jan 2nd, 2010 06:26 PM

Voice Texting Technology
 
I have spent the past few years developing a faster means of text messaging called "Voice Texting Technology", or VTT. The process simplifies the task of conveying a message of unlimited length at the same speed in which a person can speak. It can also be used from telephones that do not have standard SMS capabilities. The process is simple:
1) Dial the telephone number of the person you wish to "Voice Text™" and align the handset to the side of the users head.
2) The recipient then acknowledges the message by "answering" their telephone.
3) Both parties are now able to engage in full-duplex communication without even having to type a single word.

Zombie Loaf Jan 2nd, 2010 06:43 PM

I think you're on to something.

Pentegarn Jan 3rd, 2010 01:25 AM

Yes, but how will that work when 'sexting'?

Angryhydralisk Jan 3rd, 2010 12:16 PM

This is going places. :lol

captain516 Jan 3rd, 2010 02:24 PM

Brilliant!

Evil Robot Jan 3rd, 2010 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 665991)
Yes, but how will that work when 'sexting'?

It works very well, fully compatible. It also works in situations where one or both parties are agitated as they can actually shout rather than simply use capital letters.

Tadao Jan 3rd, 2010 02:52 PM

You rule

10,000 Volt Ghost Jan 3rd, 2010 05:49 PM

Can three people text each other this way and yell at each other simultaneously?

Evil Robot Jan 3rd, 2010 09:43 PM

NO, and frankly I find the idea of three people "texting" to be disgusting. You are a depraved pervert for suggesting such a thing. "Voice Texting Technology" is, however, compatible with existing three way calling.

Pentegarn Jan 3rd, 2010 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot (Post 666154)
NO, and frankly I find the idea of three people "texting" to be disgusting. You are a depraved pervert for suggesting such a thing. "Voice Texting Technology" is, however, compatible with existing three way calling.

I would agree if 2 guys and a girl are texting.

However 3 way texting with 2 girls and a guy or 3 girls is just beautiful

Evil Robot Jan 3rd, 2010 10:31 PM

ShoutOUT iPhone Texting App With Voice Dictation Now In App Store

The model glue sniffing executives at apple have approved the distribution of this inferior technology. ShoutOUT merely translates your speech into meaningless letters while "Voice Texting Technology" lets you send electrons directly into the ear.

Come, I say with 3G speeds and pricing plans that beat verizon and AT&T you can get a for d focus for $129 a month or a new ford explorer for just your signature. We accept signatures as currency.

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Get the new year off to a great start with "Voice Texting Technology" and get $500 dollars additional bonus cash on Nissan altima.

The flurries will be coming to an end.


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