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Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 04:06 AM

Why Terra should not be allowed to breed.
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 403603)
You don't seem sad. You seem more together than the majority of us assholes around here.

Now I'M sad. :tear

:tear

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 542529)
Yes, I agree. My six month goal is to move out of the trailer into a low rent apartment complex. Then I will apply for Habitat for Humanity and then, ZOOM!! Off to landbarronhood my man!

Nothing but laundrymats and check cashing establisments. If I save enough sheckels, I can make my minions off of a cockfight conglomerate named "Cocketerrafirma."

I will make my first $10,000.00 by the time Mia is 3 years old and move up into some form of home child care.

I cannot think beyond Mia's third year. Phone sex will obviously be out of the question....

:tear

Zhukov Mar 30th, 2010 04:14 AM

I think there should be some sort of order to her breeding, like we go by join date or something. Perhaps reverse alphabetical order.

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 05:20 AM

Perhaps every 8 years. I'd be ok with that.

Terra Mar 30th, 2010 10:31 AM

I don't mind the breeding. It's the spawning that's a kick in the ass.

WhiteRat Mar 30th, 2010 11:42 AM

Sterilize her.

WhiteRat Mar 30th, 2010 11:59 AM

Better yet. Find her, tranquilize her, and take her to da bandlands in nort dakota.

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 12:50 PM

Drag her with a horse by her uterus!

Terra Mar 30th, 2010 12:58 PM

I'm going to need a lot of narcs for that! >:

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Terra (Post 506832)
I'm always a bitch. Even to my best buds. Who happen to hate me. :>

:tear

Kitsunexus Mar 30th, 2010 01:53 PM

Why do you always post PMs? Do you really think anyone wants to read them?

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 01:57 PM

It's not a PM. Go be stupid somewhere else. No one cares about you.

Kitsunexus Mar 30th, 2010 01:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 678919)
It's not a PM. Go be stupid somewhere else. No one cares about you.

Who cares about you, hmm? Name 5 names.

Tadao Mar 30th, 2010 02:02 PM

I can't think of a person here who doesn't care about me.

Kitsunexus Mar 30th, 2010 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 678921)
I can't think of a person here who doesn't care about me.

You're right, Tadao. I do care about you. *hug*

WhiteRat Mar 30th, 2010 03:54 PM

I kicked my Cymbalta addiction because of Tadao. I owe him my life.

Sam Mar 30th, 2010 04:40 PM

If it wasn't for Tadao I never would have had the courage to admit that I wanted to urinate all over Terra.

The Leader Mar 30th, 2010 04:57 PM

Tadao saved me from Scientology.

Dimnos Mar 30th, 2010 05:09 PM

T saved me from being Democrat. :)

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2010 05:35 PM

Tadao raped my mother and without him I wouldn't have ever been born!

Pentegarn Mar 30th, 2010 06:10 PM

Tadao showed me the joy of donkey shows!

Chojin Mar 30th, 2010 06:19 PM

Tadao gives song to feelings.

Grislygus Mar 30th, 2010 06:33 PM

Tadao took those unclaimed bodies off my hands!

Esuohlim Mar 30th, 2010 07:08 PM

Tadao, what a guy!

Terra Mar 30th, 2010 07:11 PM

I like his long hair. Too bad he's going to cut it. That's going to take the fun and steam out of his abuse. :tear


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