15 Things That Are Not The Reason I Have Been Away For So Long.
 

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Welcome back Max!!! Sorry to hear about the unfortunate incident with those biorobotic lambs. :D

Glad to see you're back.

Oh how I've missed your writing! Thank god those cannibals found your taste to be disagreeable.

MAX!!! Did you finally finish cleaning Nick's "scrambled flounder" from the bottom of the omelet pan?

We missed you!

As for you absence... right nut caught in a mangle?

max you gotta stop stalking shatner so much, it's not healthy

Great to see you're back from the Mole People!

Oh Max, I knew that running away with the circus would never work out. It's good to have you back!

Good to see you back, Max. Sorry to hear about your left nut.

Pax Burbanka has begun again!

That's what you were doing, right? Reclaiming the lost provinces of the empire?

Welcome back Max! I see Queen Elizabeth finally got tired of making you pole dance in front of Parliament.

Just the other day, I was wondering what happened to Max Burbank, and now I find out! But how did you survive your encounter with the Mole People?

I heard Max was buried alive, but since he wasn't trained by Pai Mei, it took him two whole years to punch his way out of that damn coffin.

I logged in after a year or so of inactivity just to say I missed you and I rove you Mark Burbank

i heard that for at least three months of that he was just being passive-agressive at it

I had just assumed his neighbor shut off their wireless router and he had no more internet access.

Max!! Great to see you back!!

I'm also pleased to see that that Lobo cosplayer finally let you out of his Tijuana sex dungeon. When you disappeared in the middle of Comic Con, we feared the worst.

oh hai macks

Damn it Max! Who let you out of the basement? I knew I should have used a combination lock.

Max you are a delight and were sorely missed.

Yay! Max has returned from the galactic wars! No doubt with many tales of his interstellar adventures!

Holy crap, it's good to see you again, Max. Too bad you were never successful in tracking the elusive Vince.

Naughty! -for ignoring your fans... Don't feel bad about your "nut". I lost BOTH of mine after I got married.

Finally!

I was waiting for the day of your return, my Lord. I shall obey your every command.