Drunk bitches barfing on you.
 

Ever have it happen? I have, numerous times. I think it's fucking gross but I'm usually drunk to so it's kind of funny.

One time when I was at some senior party in highschool, The chick who owned the house had a mad crush on me and she was ok but I had been with my girlfriend for a long time. Turned out my girlfriend was a dirty whore and I had dumped her prior.

So anyways, we're in the shower dicking around and what not, and she's on her knee's begging me to sling a spoonful of oatmeal down her throat, and I feel *kinda* bad because i'm not nearly as drunk as this chick. However I don't give a shit.

So she's saying things like "Come on... hurry..." moaning all sexily, and I think she really just wanted me to hurry up because the next thing I knew she totally barfed on my cock, balls and down my legs. There was so many chunks of shit on me it was disgusting. Like huge leafy lettucey things.

So I stepped over her, washed my dick and nuts and everything off and left her face down in a chunky puke stew because the barf had clogged the drain.

I remember being pretty drunk and stoned so when she was barfing I don't even think it phased me, I was just watching her. I think it was because I was already in the shower. Cool huh?

You sure have a lot to say in one day.

I try.

I don't think that you do.

You know what I think?

That you're a cutie.

Instead of trying to talk to us, you are lazily cluster bombing us with wacky comedy in the hopes that we will say that you are funny. This isn't that kind of website. We like our comedy well timed and thought out.

Actually I got fired from my job and I've been getting wasted lately and in this misery my sleep schedule has been thrown in reverse so all of my posts are probably sticking out because I'm posting when no one else is. Or is this forum just dead as shit?

As for my "Wacky Clusterbombs" I've made a mock-noob-video-thread ironically and obviously right next to the real video thread with over 1K posts to further allude to my fake noobdom as a joke and then I made this puke thread in my all-night boredom because:

A) Its a good story that I still tell to this day
B) I honestly and genuinely want to hear about drunk bitches barfing on other people. Is that so wierd?

And aside from those I made an art thread in the gaming forum and posted my pictures. I do love the website and I've lurked for a while but now i'm an unemployed bum digging into my savings, sitting on my ass and browsing the webs. Let a brotha relax nigga DAMN. And no i'm not black so don't get scared.

I am pretty tired and somewhat innebriated still so I will take the advice and do more replying before I birth more threads from my dirty lady hole.

Can anyone confirm if the ip address originates in, oh I dunno, Hillsboro?

What the fuck time is it over there? Is it night? I should probably get to bed because it must be daytime here.

Fuck, really? This is absurd. Have you no trust!? I don't know what I could do to prove that I'm just a new member, but the first thing I'm gonna do is not give a shit.

thrasho you need to slow your roll

Seriously, isn't it the afternoon in the US?

Its 2 PM

Dude. Two words. Shut. Up.

Can anyone confirm if the ip address originates in, oh I dunno, Hillsboro?

Dude's not me.

I THINK ITS INTERESTING HOW SIMILAR THIS PERSONS POSTS AND BAHMOS ARE

NOT JUST THAT, BUT LOOK AT THIS:
BAHMO
THRASHO

ALSO THEY BOTH CONSTANTLY TELL STUPID SELF-DEPRECATING SEXUAL JOKES. "I HAVE SEX WITH CATS" "IM REALLY GOOD AT FELCHING" etc.

I ALSO CONSIDERED THAT IT COULD ALSO BE PRAM MAVEN OR WHATEVER PERSON IS BEHIND ALL THREE OF THESE PERSONS

I signed up here a long time ago with my regular user handle ThrashOmen and never got a validation e-mail. A year later I cannot get it to work so I make a new one.

Nice O-theory though, you chould be like House or something. I could also be Marlon BrandO or Jay LenO.

You know it also looks like we all speak English and use the Internet. Does this Bahmo also consume food and have arms and legs? Now that you guys mention it, something is kind of fishy about me, and I don't think it's my collection of torn hymens.

yea except marlon brando didn't start posting here again with the same excuse like five minutes ago

Okay pram maven :rolleyes

I don't get it. Why the fuck would Pram Maven, a guy whose already in the forums, create another name, and post. I can't tell if you guys are just fucking with me or are actual complete dipshits.

I'M ALSO JOAT

:conspiracy

Hey, here's an idea. Shut. Up.

Tadao is every annoying person on i-mock, including Coolinator.

EDIT: Maybe even me! :eek