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kahljorn Jun 10th, 2011 11:26 PM

hope for an misanthropist
 
hey guys

ive never liked the human race. This is something ive found to be not distressing and i dont really give a shit about it.

while im mentally attracted to people most of them want me to give a shit about them. and while i do give a shit, more than i maybe shit, id rather just hate them cause i know they are secretely fat dicks.

is it really possible for me to find someone i dont fucking hate or will i just have to put up with dickfaces forever.

etc.

i wish i was more confident that people weren't penises... thats really something id like to change..but on the other hand, given that i fucking hate them, it doesnt seem like there's really any reason to try.

is being a misanthropist the end of the world especially if i get nuclear bombs

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 10th, 2011 11:34 PM

No way at all. You just gotta meet the right person you can deal with just enough without killing them.

Trial and error is not suggest in that format.

ThrashO Jun 11th, 2011 12:44 AM

but when you find ones you dont like make sure you DO kill them.

Zhukov Jun 11th, 2011 12:45 AM

99% of the people in the world are worthless.



While I could say "that makes meeting the right person that much more special!", I'll instead say that you have a very small chance of actually running into one of these worthwhile people, and even less chance of meeting them, and a MINUSCULE chance of staying with them in a relationship.

We can put a man on the moon, but can't supply most of the world with enough food to eat.

Glasgow has a life expectancy of below 54.

Zhukov Jun 11th, 2011 12:46 AM

I mean cheer up buddy plenty of fish in the sea

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 01:56 AM

Your only hope is another Mock Meet. Since that will never happen, feel free to coninue hating everyone

10,000 Volt Ghost Jun 11th, 2011 02:17 AM

Pfft. Mock meet in july. We be trollin for bitches and whisky bars.

Pentegarn Jun 11th, 2011 08:45 AM

Don't you think it is pedantic to use esoteric words like misanthrope?

executioneer Jun 11th, 2011 03:05 PM

WHAT IF THEY CALLED US A PAIR OF PATHETIC PERIPATETICS

Otto Jun 11th, 2011 05:05 PM

I'm not a malefactor, I'm a German.

Colonel Flagg Jun 11th, 2011 05:46 PM

We should all remember to eschew obfuscations.

Grislygus Jun 11th, 2011 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 725940)
WHAT IF THEY CALLED US A PAIR OF PATHETIC PERIPATETICS

LIKE

Esuohlim Jun 11th, 2011 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 725940)
WHAT IF THEY CALLED US A PAIR OF PATHETIC PERIPATETICS

:hobbles

kahljorn Jun 11th, 2011 10:56 PM

GUYZ MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP WAS WITH A NIHILIST AND WHILE THE SEX WAS GOOD SHE WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN GETTING PUNCHED IN THE FACE WHILE HAVING SEX. THIS SUITED MY HATEFUL DESIRES WELL BUT SHE WAS A NIHILIST AND COULD FIDN NO VALUE IN OUR RELATIONSHIP

THEN I DATED THIS GIRL WHO WAS ONLY INTERESTED IN LOVE AND DIDNT UNDERSTAND I WANTED TO PUNCH HER IN THE FACE. i god i dont even have the energy to make fun of pram maven

Pentegarn Jun 12th, 2011 12:06 AM

I love that, it was all

"HARD WORK HARD WORK HARD WORK HARD WORK.... ah fuck it!"

Kitsa Jun 12th, 2011 01:31 AM

did anyone ever tell you that you look like seventies-era Tom Verlaine?

kahljorn Jun 12th, 2011 02:21 AM

lol wow that does look like me, just with a bigger face.

looks a lot like my dad


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