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Pedro Aug 18th, 2011 11:30 AM

Overly Critical Girlfriend
 
I have been dating the same woman exclusively for about a year and a half. She has never been the type of person to pay me compliments, but for the last few months she has been ridiculously critical. She criticizes the shows I watch (we don't live together and always watch her shows when at her or my house), the clothes I wear (I wear Khakis and polo shirts everyday), the food I eat (I eat low cal, low fat foods, she is 40 lbs. overweight, I am 5 lbs. under), the condition of my apartment and bathroom, the car I drive (I have a BMW convertible, she drives a Mazda), the way I wear my hair (clean, parted to the side), the amount I smoke (1 pack per day), the number of Diet Cokes I drink (I don't drink alcohol or use drugs), EVERYTHING ABOUT ME. When I try to talk to her about it, she says that she is not being critical, she is only stating facts based on her observations.

Even worse, when we are at her house she bosses me around: empty the dishwasher, clean the dishes, walk the dog, clean the toilet, clean up the dog shit, and calls me lazy.

Should I break up with this woman?

Fathom Zero Aug 18th, 2011 11:32 AM

I think you can answer your own question.

But if, no matter what you do, you're not storing any equity with another person, you need to get the fuck out.

k0k0 Aug 18th, 2011 12:16 PM

If she is actually doing all of that shit, plus if you don't live with her and she is making you do chores around her house when you visit, get out of that relationship. If you think that she is awful now, then just wait until you move in together. It gets about 20 times worse when you have to hear it daily.

My first girlfriend was kind of like this and I was with her for 3 years. It was horrible. And when I moved in with her, she started demanding I don't see my friends anymore, among other bitchy things. I complied because it was my first relationship, but eventually I grew a pair and told her to fuck off. And now I am my own man and have been for every relationship I've had since. The second a girl thinks she can change me or how I look, what I listen to, or how I live, they get a warning, then after they try again they're out.

It's ok to compromise when you know it's a something that may upset her, like yelling something offensive out of the car window if you know she won't like that, or not making fun of her friends' children and their stupid faces.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 12:37 PM

:lol

Colonel Flagg Aug 18th, 2011 01:35 PM

This.

Tadao Aug 18th, 2011 01:42 PM

First, let's see a picture of you and her. Then we can decide if you should leave her or not.

bigtimecow Aug 18th, 2011 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 738596)

just reading the first post of that thread scared the shit out of me

get the fuck out man. i put up with a toxic relationship like that for 7 years. you'll grow, learn to not take that shit. basically, live for yourself. if finding someone else makes you happy and lets you be you, then that's great. but if not, she's only going to weaken your psyche and make you feel pathetic

b_squared Aug 18th, 2011 03:15 PM

Tell her she's fat, drives a shitty car, wears ugly clothes, and she needs a good hairdresser. When she asks why your being so mean, tell her your only stating facts based on your observations.

Sounds like its time to leave.

Tadao Aug 18th, 2011 03:21 PM

Let's see if he's got the looks to do better before you go telling him to dump his cum bucket.

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 03:21 PM

SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO MAN THE FUCK UP.

executioneer Aug 18th, 2011 03:39 PM

yeah dump her or learn to get off on abuse

Colonel Flagg Aug 18th, 2011 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 738618)
Let's see if he's got the looks to do better before you go telling him to dump his cum bucket.

He hasn't said anything about teh secks yet, maybe it's spectacular...

Tadao Aug 18th, 2011 04:00 PM

Maybe he likes to receive anal from an overly dominant large and in charge woman.

Zomboid Aug 18th, 2011 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sam (Post 738619)
SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED TO MAN THE FUCK UP.

YEAH, PUSSY. THIS WOMAN SOUNDS LIKE A REAL ANGEL DESCENDED TO EARTH, AND YOU JUST CRITICIZE HER. FOR SHAME!

Edit: extra "e".

Dr. Boogie Aug 18th, 2011 04:42 PM

Oh, you definitely don't want to quit on a relationship that's this sweet.

Just take every criticism she gives to heart: lose some weight, sell your car, shave your head, and only eat or drink what she wants you to drink, when she wants you to drink it. Cut off all contact with your friends and family because after all, this chick is your whole world. Most importantly, if she openly insults, especially if it's in front of friends and family you have yet to cut off, be sure to enthusiastically agree with her.

I know some of these steps may seem drastic, but the only way you can truly make a person respect you is to completely turn yourself over to them, like a housepet, but with less self respect.

Pentegarn Aug 18th, 2011 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 738596)

Most of what was said there applies to here. Now that the serious part of my post has been covered, here's some stuff I will laugh at while typing

1) Will she be getting an account here? And if so will the drama between you two spill into three plus different threads where eventually Dixie will post dozens of attention whore pics and Tadao will track down her real life pictures?

2) Are you sure the girl in question is even real? Maybe while arguing she will simply vanish and it was all in your imagination?

Chojin Aug 18th, 2011 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Pentegarn (Post 738637)
1) Will she be getting an account here? And if so will the drama between you two spill into three plus different threads where eventually Dixie will post dozens of attention whore pics and Tadao will track down her real life pictures?

man that first thread makes me feel pretty justified for banning kahl

Grislygus Aug 18th, 2011 07:36 PM

DUUUUUUUUUUUH. DUH, DUR? DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH DERP DE DERP DERP DERP DUH DUH DOI I DUNNO GEORGE

Tadao Aug 18th, 2011 07:43 PM

Pent should be punished for giving out tactics. >:

Grislygus Aug 18th, 2011 07:45 PM

RED PICKLE LYNCH MOB

Chojin Aug 18th, 2011 07:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dizzymisslizzy
yep. i made my mother a drug addict... forced her to beat the shit out of me every day til i ran away when i was 14 years old. how did you know?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin
Well, that explains the dizzy part.

:lol

i wish i could rep myself

Sam Aug 18th, 2011 08:20 PM

Man, if it wasn't for Dizzymisslizzy I would never have had any infractions. :(

Tadao Aug 18th, 2011 08:27 PM


Fathom Zero Aug 18th, 2011 08:39 PM

If it wasn't for dizzymisslizzy, I would never have had any erections.

Pentegarn Aug 18th, 2011 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 738652)

Where'd you get that? the Bonbon cam?


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