40 days and 40 nights
 

I've tried a few times to actually do this but its damn near impossible. Today is my 40th night. Its been at least 17 years since I've hit that record.

I feel like I could put building fires out....in japan.

I tried this TWICE and made it about 18 days the first time and, like, 8 the second time. Both times I got to a point where I actually told myself that life is too damn short. Plus I started feeling weird.

Once I made it to 30 days then I had a dream of whacking off. not even a dream of plowing nikki cox(when unhappily ever after came out)

Another time I made it to 35 days and DML fucked it all up and the Bills Quarterback broke his neck the next morning.

When a man wastes his gift on barbaric touching he encourages Satan to come into his life and the lives of those he knows and loves. Hide your filth sinners.

Satan lives in my tissue bin?

Does sex count? I reckon I could achieve this goal if it does. Otherwise: FUCK THAT.

The sin bin

Everything counts.

Well then fuck that.

Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible

I'm planning on living forever. If I can line up a bunch of chicks doggystyle and creampie this king kong load into her it would reverse human centipede them. For sure.

according to ancient indian medicine knowledge, the more you cum the less magic you have

save your mana

Thats probably why I feel like I have the swagger of a wizard then.

I don't know what you guys plan to spend your mana on, other than swaggering like a wizard.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that after a while it starts coming out of its own accord whether you like it or not, so you might as well use that mana to magically make you feel better before you get up in the morning or go to sleep at night.

Reminds me of that experiment with the bird where they gave it the choice of a dopamine hit or a female bird ready to go at the push of the button, and the bird just did hit after hit after hit, rather than waste energy on sex, and died in like 8 days.

Thought you were talking about female humans there for a bit.

tell that to the israelites >:

I'll tell those israelers that I'm on day 52 and I've got + 37% to my magic find now.

Are you serious? Well.

Nice display of willpower, I suppose. How far are you going to take this display?

I took it day to 52.

:lol

I also jerked it to the apocalypse's one year anniversary

I just took it to day 2.

Can this thread please not turn into a masturbation diary?

where is jeanette; we need her input

i have to get circumcised next week or so and the doctor said i can't have any sexual activity for 4 weeks if i want it to heal right


thus far i'm having the worst spring ever

details when the dust clears

maybe

I've never heard of people having to get snipped.
Are you converting to Judaism or something?