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10,000 Volt Ghost May 9th, 2012 01:32 AM

40 days and 40 nights
 
I've tried a few times to actually do this but its damn near impossible. Today is my 40th night. Its been at least 17 years since I've hit that record.

I feel like I could put building fires out....in japan.

Esuohlim May 9th, 2012 02:44 AM

I tried this TWICE and made it about 18 days the first time and, like, 8 the second time. Both times I got to a point where I actually told myself that life is too damn short. Plus I started feeling weird.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 9th, 2012 03:07 AM

Once I made it to 30 days then I had a dream of whacking off. not even a dream of plowing nikki cox(when unhappily ever after came out)

Another time I made it to 35 days and DML fucked it all up and the Bills Quarterback broke his neck the next morning.

Big McLargehuge May 9th, 2012 12:08 PM

When a man wastes his gift on barbaric touching he encourages Satan to come into his life and the lives of those he knows and loves. Hide your filth sinners.

Tadao May 9th, 2012 12:52 PM

Satan lives in my tissue bin?

Zhukov May 12th, 2012 08:46 AM

Does sex count? I reckon I could achieve this goal if it does. Otherwise: FUCK THAT.

10,000 Volt Ghost May 12th, 2012 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 758792)
Satan lives in my tissue bin?

The sin bin

10,000 Volt Ghost May 12th, 2012 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 758904)
Does sex count? I reckon I could achieve this goal if it does. Otherwise: FUCK THAT.

Everything counts.

Zhukov May 13th, 2012 02:10 AM

Well then fuck that.

Esuohlim May 13th, 2012 02:44 AM

Exactly. Life's too short to not be ejaculating as often as possible

10,000 Volt Ghost May 13th, 2012 09:49 AM

I'm planning on living forever. If I can line up a bunch of chicks doggystyle and creampie this king kong load into her it would reverse human centipede them. For sure.

kahljorn May 13th, 2012 03:08 PM

according to ancient indian medicine knowledge, the more you cum the less magic you have

save your mana

10,000 Volt Ghost May 13th, 2012 07:48 PM

Thats probably why I feel like I have the swagger of a wizard then.

Zhukov May 14th, 2012 11:30 AM

I don't know what you guys plan to spend your mana on, other than swaggering like a wizard.

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that after a while it starts coming out of its own accord whether you like it or not, so you might as well use that mana to magically make you feel better before you get up in the morning or go to sleep at night.

Kitsa May 19th, 2012 06:13 PM

Reminds me of that experiment with the bird where they gave it the choice of a dopamine hit or a female bird ready to go at the push of the button, and the bird just did hit after hit after hit, rather than waste energy on sex, and died in like 8 days.

Zhukov May 21st, 2012 09:06 AM

Thought you were talking about female humans there for a bit.

kahljorn May 21st, 2012 03:01 PM

Quote:

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that after a while it starts coming out of its own accord whether you like it or not, so you might as well use that mana to magically make you feel better before you get up in the morning or go to sleep at night.
tell that to the israelites >:

10,000 Volt Ghost May 21st, 2012 03:16 PM

I'll tell those israelers that I'm on day 52 and I've got + 37% to my magic find now.

Zhukov May 25th, 2012 07:01 AM

Are you serious? Well.

Nice display of willpower, I suppose. How far are you going to take this display?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 25th, 2012 12:03 PM

I took it day to 52.

kahljorn May 27th, 2012 03:37 PM

:lol

Esuohlim May 27th, 2012 06:01 PM

I also jerked it to the apocalypse's one year anniversary

Zhukov May 28th, 2012 10:00 AM

I just took it to day 2.

Can this thread please not turn into a masturbation diary?

Chojin May 30th, 2012 03:29 AM

where is jeanette; we need her input

i have to get circumcised next week or so and the doctor said i can't have any sexual activity for 4 weeks if i want it to heal right


thus far i'm having the worst spring ever

details when the dust clears

maybe

captain516 May 30th, 2012 10:57 AM

I've never heard of people having to get snipped.
Are you converting to Judaism or something?

10,000 Volt Ghost May 30th, 2012 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chojin (Post 759287)
where is jeanette; we need her input

i have to get circumcised next week or so and the doctor said i can't have any sexual activity for 4 weeks if i want it to heal right


thus far i'm having the worst spring ever

details when the dust clears

maybe

Is your dick too big?

Tadao May 30th, 2012 12:34 PM

Thats going to be an impossible task with all those "vitamins" that you take.

Zhukov May 31st, 2012 01:04 PM

My brother had to get circumcised in primary school because a bully kicked him in the penis. I'm sure chojin has had a similar such experience rather than something stupid like believing in a religion.

Tadao May 31st, 2012 01:11 PM

American girls like a tightly wrapped cock.


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