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sspadowsky Oct 28th, 2003 01:21 PM

The Smoking Thread
 
Yeah, yeah, it's bad for you, blah-blah-blah. Fuck all you self-righteous non-smokers in advance.

I know we've got smokers here. I was a long-time smoker who quit many, many times. Nowadays, I smoke maybe once or twice a month, if I'm at a bar or something. That's about it. But I don't think I'll ever comlpetely stop smoking. Because I love it. I love love love love love :love smoking.

Non-smokers cannot understand the appeal of it. So here's where we will share smoking preferences, anecdotes, chest x-rays, whatever.

soundtest Oct 28th, 2003 01:35 PM

Once or twice a month? Man, I envy you. Cigarettes taste so much better when you go that long without one. I smoke between 0 and 5 cigarettes a day, but when I drink it's many more.

Do you guys get Canadian brands in the States? I smoke Benson & Hedges Special Light, but my favourite American smoke is Marlboro Lights and all time best is London State Express 555 :love

Big McLargehuge Oct 28th, 2003 01:35 PM

I have just recently begun to delve into tabacco as a phsycotropic, my favorite smokes are probably Black and Milds because the mellow "buzz" you get lasts for like 45 min to an hour.

soundtest Oct 28th, 2003 01:37 PM

4 OUT OF 5 DOCTORS SMOKE LUCKY STRIKES >:

Mike Oct 28th, 2003 01:39 PM

Marlboro menthol lights are the most delicious cigarette I've ever smoked.

Snatchtastic Oct 28th, 2003 01:44 PM

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I quit but only quit when I'm not in the bar.

I smoke the Parliament P-funk Lights. It has a nice high rise filter so you aren't always sucking on the nasty tar stained filter.

The other day I was watching Family Guy and Brian the dog lit a smoke and It made me want one.

Protoclown Oct 28th, 2003 02:04 PM

Smoking is for fags.

soundtest Oct 28th, 2003 02:17 PM

While I'd love to disagree, there actually is supporting evidence for this. Apparently gay men and lesbians are 70% more likely to smoke than the general population, at least in California.

http://discover.npr.org/features/fea...l?wfId=1354181

Protoclown Oct 28th, 2003 02:18 PM

You didn't get it :(

soundtest Oct 28th, 2003 02:22 PM

No, I don't. Was it a joke? Because I was very serious.

Protoclown Oct 28th, 2003 02:37 PM

You still don't get it? Hey, wait a minute!

WHO'S FOOLING WHO HERE, PAL >:

soundtest Oct 28th, 2003 02:45 PM

Welcome to Flavour Country!


Daphne Oct 28th, 2003 03:00 PM

Damn you all, I'm trying to quit again :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by soundtest
Do you guys get Canadian brands in the States? I smoke Benson & Hedges Special Light, but my favourite American smoke is Marlboro Lights and all time best is London State Express 555 :love

Oh man, I loooove 555's! They taste like chocolate (don't you think?)! I had totally quit smoking, until I went to NY, and then the gorgeous Marboros forced me to suck them off...and I liked it. I've cut down quite a bit, I pretty much only smoke if I go out to a bar, or if I'm drinking.

CastroMotorOil Oct 28th, 2003 03:44 PM

im a camel man, turkish golds or turkish jades.

marlboro no 25's are good too

glowbelly Oct 28th, 2003 03:49 PM

i love smokin too. i smoke marlboro lights now and i'm not quite sure how i made the switch from camel filters to these, but i'm pretty satisfied with 'em. the closest that i came to quitting was when i was running over the summer, but then i was followed by some guy and i moved to a neighborhood where the chances of me being followed again kinda quadrupled...so no more running for me and now i get to smoke all i want.

on a side note, i have almost completely quit drinking. this month i've only had 3 beers and a small glass of champagne.

soundtest Oct 28th, 2003 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Daphne
Oh man, I loooove 555's! They taste like chocolate (don't you think?)!

Yea, chocolate GOLD! My brother's company sent him to London for 3 weeks so I told him to bring me back as many 555's as he can. You don't know anywhere to get them in TO or Canada in general, do you Daphne?

Cap'n Crunch Oct 28th, 2003 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Protoclown
Smoking is for fags.

FAGS IS ANOTHER WORD FOR CIGARETTES. SMOKING IS FOR CIGARETTES. :eek HUCK HUCK HUCK

soundtest Oct 28th, 2003 04:14 PM

oh fuck i just got it! :maul

DJ Potatoe Oct 28th, 2003 04:18 PM

Prot's Right. smoking is for people who don't have sex with a person of the opposite gender....or..uh

smoking is for fags

Command Prompt Oct 28th, 2003 04:18 PM

That gay no smoking party ad would be funnier if it said something like

"come to our non smoking party and bum a DIFFERENT type of fag"

:lol :lol :lol

sspadowsky Oct 28th, 2003 04:47 PM



Camel lights. Dunhills are probably my favorite, though.

If I found a genie, and it granted me one wish, I'd wish for cigarettes to be good for us.

FS Oct 28th, 2003 05:07 PM

Joe Camel looks so cool and mature. He makes me want to rebel against society and drop out of school.

Snatchtastic Oct 28th, 2003 05:23 PM

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That picture of Joe Camel would be complete if he had the word FUK tattooed on his knuckles.

McClain Oct 28th, 2003 05:55 PM

I bought my last pack of cigarettes over 7 months ago. I'm very much on the same level as you Sammy. A couple grits a month seems to keep me grounded. I wish it were more... 3 a day sounds nice!
But I do feel healthier. I knocked :30 seconds of my mile time and I don't get that funny tickle in my throat. But fuck those things, they pale in comparison to the taste of a freshly packed Marlboro Menthol Light accompanied by a crisp IPA in a frosted mug. FECK!

Jixby Phillips Oct 28th, 2003 06:27 PM

I SMOKKED LAST JANUARY AND IT WAS AWESOME BUT I NEVER SMOKED SINCE :(


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