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"OH LOOK! A BABY! I WILL HAVE SEX WITH IT!"

someones taking your wallet :(

watch me pick up this scarecrow baby by it's enormous stick penis

I'm fat, so I will sue mcdonalds. And poke babies.

Baby: "Do you know how fast you were going?"

HE"S CATHOLIC BECUZ AN UNDERAGE KID IS GRABBING HIS STICK

fat guy: I'm gonna stick my penis in the cup and have him reach in and play with my penis until my penis gets hard.

"well lawdy sakes, it's a cracka patch kid"

"and i ain't had a problem with coons knockin' since"

lol

"Look martha, a dead baby, I'll poke it with this stick" :(

Damn filthy crumb snatchers (Rev.)
Bastard tried to bite my ankles!

"ROOFL, I AM A SCARECROW/BABY AND I HAVE COME FOR YOUR TREE BRANCH. :eek"

THE NEW RESIDENT EVIL MOVIE

i'M not paying for this, you stuck my ass when I wasn't looking! targeting white male.

And Fatman was promptly beaten to death by the baby, for touching his stick.

Man: "Leggo, its mine"
Baby: "bbbaaaouhh bbbuaabbbbaaabbb"
Man: "I am handicapped, you can't do this to me. I am so tired."
Baby: "Huuhhahhh! Bbbbbwaabbbb bbwab."
Man: "I am tired. I have to go sit down. It is so hard to stand without my stick."

Now I get it... the fat man is Micheal Jackson after even more cosmetic surgury, and that kid is a... well, you've seen the news.

man- Im going to eat this baby!
baby- my head is bleeding

He likes the rotisserie stick. This lil' bastard's gonna be delicious.