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Brandon Nov 18th, 2003 01:20 AM

FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

Geggy Nov 18th, 2003 01:24 AM

does it got a moonroof?

Geggy Nov 18th, 2003 01:25 AM

why didn't you get the honda si?

Sicktodeathmx Nov 18th, 2003 01:31 AM

Am I supposed to fight some little kid? Whee... Yes, it has a moon roof.. Babe, it's so pretty... I will post pics soon

McClain Nov 18th, 2003 01:58 AM

$5000? What the hell kinda' Honda was that? It looks like a 91 or 92 Accord. Even if it were an EX it still wouldn't be worth $5k unless it had like, 2 miles on it. What sucker paid you $5k for that wrecked car? No really, I want a name.

Sicktodeathmx Nov 18th, 2003 02:03 AM

Insurance company.. The value was 4850.. i think...

Command Prompt Nov 18th, 2003 03:49 AM






DON'T BE A DINK! THINK BEFORE YOU DRINK!

Mike P Nov 18th, 2003 05:01 AM

One time I got hit by a car. Broke the damned windsheild. HA!

Professor Cool Nov 18th, 2003 05:14 AM

i got hit on the side by a drunk driver last month, totaled car, I have 5 deep cuts on my left arm and a deep gashes in both my legs, broke 3 fingers, and several, several bruises...

Oh and Mark said I died :lol :(

I got in a similar car crash 8 years ago, with another drunk driver, only he was suicidal, i was in my friends car, nobody died. But the other driver killed himself a week later.

Sicktodeathmx Nov 18th, 2003 11:26 AM

Wow... I am sorry to hear all that Prof. This was my first car wreck, so it really freaked me out. Hearing about you experiences really makes me feel a bit better. Down here, a wreck like that is kinda a big deal, though.

Snatchtastic Nov 18th, 2003 12:23 PM

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There really is nothing more fucked up that getting into a head on collision at 40 mph two days after you purchase your car.

Some asshole kid decided not to yeild to me and made a left hand turn right as I was going through the intersection. The poor bastard wasn't wearing his seatbelt, on impact he ended up smashing his nose on the steering wheel and he got launched back into his seat which broke and launched him back into the windshield which gave him a 3 to 4 inch laceration on his forehead.

I walked away and took a few days from work off. The really funny thing is the police officer gave the dumbass who hit me a ticket in the ambulance before they took him to the hospital.

Freaky Sheek Nov 18th, 2003 02:26 PM

I havent gotten in a wreck with my car, but I have been in wrecks with family members. I am suprised I havent gotten in a wreck yet because people here dont know what a "turn signal" is, or how to work them.

Sicktodeathmx Nov 18th, 2003 03:11 PM

Yeah, the kids down here don't understand "turn signals" or "yielding". And too many parents let their 14-year-old kids drive their cars. That's not safe.

O71394658 Nov 18th, 2003 05:19 PM

The front of your car was f'd up. Did you hit somebody?

Learn how to fucking drive. >:

Sicktodeathmx Nov 18th, 2003 05:22 PM

Collision... The guy who hit me was drunk... In my lane. I slammed my brakes, and he did the same, but my car kinda went under his truck.

Sam Nov 18th, 2003 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sethomas
I got rear-ended today. Lots of fun all around.

I think it's safe to call my August car wreck a totalled job, at least if you look at it from the front.

Is that when you went into the bean field???

Command Prompt Nov 18th, 2003 06:28 PM

Drunk people always drive Trucks. So THEY will be safer :lol :lol :lol

ziggytrix Nov 20th, 2003 05:32 PM

one time in oregon my cousin and I totaled her car when we hit a bear.

i think we pretty much totaled the bear too, but he didn't have insurance. :(

Cap'n Crunch Nov 20th, 2003 06:04 PM

Last week I saw a car wreck out side of Blockbuster. I was walking, and I was about 15 feet from the edge of the sidewalk. I hear a loud screech, and I see some guy run a red light. He smashes into a lady turning, and the sides of both cars are wrecked, the lady's falls off, and her windsheild is shattered. There was gas leaking out of his car too. Both cars were totaled, but the people were fine. The guy was trying to bullshit his way to get some money for his leg that he walked fine on until the police came and checked it out. The lady had blood all over her face, but she was fine. It looked cool.

Jixby Phillips Nov 20th, 2003 06:13 PM

I SAW A CAR WRECK WITH BLOOD AND I SAID "BLOODY BLOODY :rolleyes" TO IT :lol

Supafly345 Nov 20th, 2003 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
Am I supposed to fight some little kid? Whee... Yes, it has a moon roof.. Babe, it's so pretty... I will post pics soon

Are you allowed to drive when you are 9? If not, a 16 year old could kick your ass. And isn't a kid compared to you.

"But I'm graduated from highschool! I am an adult! I can't be told what to do! Even giant 6'7 boys that are only a year younger than me are kids compared to me!"

Well I am 28 and I am still in highschool. What do you say to that?


"Well I remembered highschool a loooooooooooong time ago. Ooops! Nevermind, those last rounds of beatings from my hubby knocked those memories out of my head. It was so long ago I can't even remember it now!"

executioneer Nov 21st, 2003 04:17 AM

THATS FUNNY JIXBY THE LAST TIME I SAW WRECK HE WASN'T A CAR :rolleyes

-willie

Sicktodeathmx Nov 21st, 2003 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supafly345
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
Am I supposed to fight some little kid? Whee... Yes, it has a moon roof.. Babe, it's so pretty... I will post pics soon

Are you allowed to drive when you are 9? If not, a 16 year old could kick your ass. And isn't a kid compared to you.

"But I'm graduated from highschool! I am an adult! I can't be told what to do! Even giant 6'7 boys that are only a year younger than me are kids compared to me!"

Well I am 28 and I am still in highschool. What do you say to that?


"Well I remembered highschool a loooooooooooong time ago. Ooops! Nevermind, those last rounds of beatings from my hubby knocked those memories out of my head. It was so long ago I can't even remember it now!"

You sure do complain a lot. Now shut up and give me a rim job.

Supafly345 Nov 21st, 2003 10:23 AM

HAHAHAHA!!! RIM JOB!!! That is classic elemental comedy right there! I remember WAAAAAAY back when I was a kid ( had to be like 6 months ago at least ) when I first learned that term! I would laugh it up till the cows came home!!

Sicktodeathmx Nov 21st, 2003 10:40 AM

No... Seriously... Lick my asshole. Please?


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