SERIOUSLY!!! OMG you are too much!!!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT ON THE INTERNET!!! BLOATY SMOKES!!!
Gay men totally creep me out hahaha :lol

Will you stick your penis in my ear?

Sticktodeatmmx: Your old avatar, it was better.

But my old avatar was a pic of me.. And it was offensive! People don't wanna see that shit!

Can someone give me a coathanger? I am desperate need of an abortion.

I think its a little late to abort yourself, but the sentiment is the right one.

Sadly, yes.. But this god damn fetus belongs to a friend. She needs it back... I need my fetus back... So lonely without my fetus.

man you are daaaaaaaark :lol

my sister wuz pregnant once.. she had an baortion... i got blood all over myself heh. :fu :fu :die :goth :goth

lol u guys have suxch racy ohffensive sences of humor cuz u say fetus lol trhaz gross

I will

YAY!

dubble-de-you-cee-dubble-de-you

i totalled a car by flipping it over a median on a stretch of road called the shoreway. i was headed westbound on it, hit the 3 foot median and ended up on the eastbound side.

i was drunk. i had 2 people in my car. i didn't hit any other cars or seriously injure myself or the people in my car, thank goodness.

so there ya go.

Ick, thank god. So I guess they were wearing their seat belts?