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Professor Cool Nov 23rd, 2003 05:57 PM

Re: actually
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by da blob
I believe she's just waiting for you to engage in some kind of simulation of various reproductive acts.
(In french - go ahead and fuck her)

Da Blob VERSUS Blue Suede Goo!

Maverick Zero Unit Nov 23rd, 2003 08:48 PM

Ok stop posting, I asked her out and she said yes. Alright bye.

James Nov 23rd, 2003 10:06 PM

She also said yes to the pizza man, her English teacher, and her uncle.

And me.

Cap'n Crunch Nov 23rd, 2003 10:30 PM

EAT THE AIDS. IT'S STILL OPEN. I KNOW A CRACKWHORE DOWNTOWN WITH IT ALL READY TO BE SHOT UP IN YOUR ARM IN A SYRINGE.

Skulhedface Nov 24th, 2003 08:24 PM

Dude if you're in New York it might explain why she never put out.

Because she's getting mugged by a black guy or something...

Yea. Ha ha ha. No, seriously. Not too many women suddenly feel like cramming fleshy birth vehicles into their poopers after an unscupulous black man already had it there 10 minutes prior.

Or maybe I'm just bored. I don't know. Slip her a roofie or something.

kellychaos Nov 26th, 2003 04:48 PM

The only dilemma I see here is in deciding which letter of the scarlet alphabet to use. :/


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