Surprisingly, she's not. She's a real person. It's scary. :(

GIRLS >:

-willie

WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF A GIRL CALLS YOU AND SAYS SHE WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU? :CONFUSED

WHAT DOES IT MEAN IF A GIRL STICKS HER TONGUE IN YOUR MOUTH AND THEN SAYS YOU'RE SEXY? :CONFUSED

I'm familiar with the kind of situation you're in, James. The girl that I've been having troubles with for the last few months was just like that. We got along really, really awesome as friends, but as soon as I set myself up to be something more than just a friend (although I was received well in the beginning), she ended up just pushing me away all the time.

Girls are stupid. :(

But they have boobies. :yum

But that's the thing. I didn't set myself up. I mean, I joked around about me being Mr. Rebound Guy (she got dumped recently, and she drew a guy who she named Mr. Rebound Guy, who wasn't helping her feel better. I said maybe I should be the rebound buy. We both knew I was totally joking around), but I didn't say anything or ask her about being with me. She just blindsided me with that comment, and now I can't stop thinking about it.

I'm not looking for advice, I'm just venting a little about my confusion. I learned that you guys are pretty shitty with the advice giving.

I don't mean that you guys give bad advice. I just mean that you have to wade through 10 replies of idiocy (BUBBA) to find someone who actually makes an attempt at something remotely serious.

So yeah, I'm just whining here, because now I'm just all confused.

I post idiocy because you're relationships and questions are idiotic. Obviously she doesn't want to go out with you.

Nuff said.

I'm sick of these shitty ass fests being blown out of proportion. this whole forum is just fucking stupid and I realize that every time I think about or end up posting here. You're the only person that can really judge your own situations, and everyone elses input is at best a shot in a not so well lit room.

You know the truth and you come here to have people give you hope and lie to you or make up magical ways to get around your problems. Just use some fucking deductive logic, put yourself in that persons shoes, imagine what would have made you act the way she does, and the answers are yours.

But since you will never listen to that this will have to do:

RAPE ME JAMES.

RAPE ME.

*rapes you*

As long as its understood that you're not coming here for advice then by all means, consider my asshole your daughter's mouth. ;)

You either purposly don't know anything about girls, or are just mentally handicapped.

isn't it possible that he doesn't know anything about girls on accident? :P

Only if he is lying about knowing one.

Actually to me she sounds like she doesn't really know what love is about. Or maybe she was not talking about love, just a superficial BF / GF relationship - in which case I could understand why she wouldn't want what can be considered as merely a "fucking partner" to have as close a bond with her a brother or a friend would.
I'd say she was telling you you're too good to be a boyfriend.

But what do I know, I'm only a woman after all. Blah.

James your problem is you spent this whole relationship with the idea in mind that you could possibly have sex with her someday. You may not have explicitly realized this, but you did. Now that you know you will never have sex with her, your motivation within the relationship has decreased and/or disappeared. Just find a new girl to protect.

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HEY. >:

I have my own threads where you can make fun of me. :(

He wonders aimlessly and he doesn't know where she could be
Cause all he wants is just one night alone

The next time he saw her was back at school at lunch time smoking
She was to cool he walked up to her to ask her out
And she said no way in Hell

HEY JAMES, GET A PROSTITUE AND SHUT UP.

In all seriousness, James, whoever said that she dosent know waht love is was right. I had the same problem with my girlfriend (well, now ex-girlfriend, but lets ignore that part for now) at first. She really liked me as a friend and didnt want to lose that, but that was because she had that superficial boyfriend/girlfriend/fucking partner idea which is wrong. Just have a serious conversation with her about that, and explain that really the best relashionships are the ones that start off as friendships. If she is looking for someone she could spend the rest of her life with (like dating is intended to be) then what better person then someone she gets along with wonderfully from the start, not someone who she has to learn to love?

Just talk to her dude, it worked for me. I just wish you better luck then I had in the end.

...then again, if it worked we couldn't make fun of you anymore...so DOOM ON YOU!

Toadie I think you're right there but also the whole timing issue needs to be considered. If you don't want to be a rebound then and you think she is still at that stage then just be patient. I think everyone is in such a rush to get laid these days they seem to forget that the other person can actually mean more to them than that.

To be blunt:

1. If you two get drunk and you fuck her not only are you a bastard who took advantage but it could ruin your friendship.

2. Why do men have to get drunk to reveal their true feelings. If you like her then just cut the crap and tell her.

3. If you just want it to be FTF then tell her that too. She may slap you though.

:) I think I want to stay single, relationships are so much hassle.

OK, first things first. Shut up (directed at Toadie), because this thread's over and done with. Good? Good.

I never wanted to go out with her. She said what she said, and I got hung up on it. I'm over it now.

Oh! Bulged tummy women
Oh! Deformed body women
From your filthy womb
It's death to whom you give birth