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McClain Nov 29th, 2003 08:31 PM

Welcome To The World...
 
My wife gave birth to a 7lb 6oz baby girl on Thanksgiving day. We named her Halle Rose. The experience was nothing less than magnificent! Just wanted to share the good news... More later.

http://www.flampoo.com/halle

Ninjavenom Nov 29th, 2003 08:37 PM

Holy shit, i didn't know it was 9 months already.

Congrats. :D

O71394658 Nov 29th, 2003 08:45 PM

Congrats.

Her name is almost like Halle Berry. :eek

Krythor Nov 29th, 2003 09:49 PM

Wow, time flies by. Congratulations.

Schimid Nov 29th, 2003 09:51 PM

Good job, Parappa. You can move on to the next stage.

Jeanette X Nov 29th, 2003 09:53 PM

Congratulations!

Cap'n Crunch Nov 29th, 2003 10:25 PM

Wow, congrats. My brother's girlfriend is having a baby too. :eek

Sicktodeathmx Nov 29th, 2003 10:39 PM

That's one beautiful crumb snatcher, congrats

Mockery Nov 29th, 2003 10:45 PM


Are newborn kids supposed to have vaginas instead of eyes?

In all seriousness, mucho congrats McClain. Just keep that little bastard away from your toys... unless you want Gerber food puked up all over them.

JesusFishSticks Nov 29th, 2003 11:00 PM

Wow, rog has a way of being horribly offencive and making complimentory at the same time... magical.
I hope your child never grows up to read these boards... or that its all they ever read...

oh well, congradulations

Jeanette X Nov 29th, 2003 11:00 PM

Her eyes probably look that way because of the drops they have to put into a baby's eyes when it's born.
It goes away after a while.

Sicktodeathmx Nov 29th, 2003 11:01 PM

what are those drops for.... I forgot...

O71394658 Nov 29th, 2003 11:05 PM

It's to kill off bacteria that can cause eye infections. Eye infections in newborns most often lead to blindness.

Jeanette X Nov 29th, 2003 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sicktodeathmx
what are those drops for.... I forgot...

It is required by law in case the mother has gonorrhea, which can cause blindness in a newborn.

ScruU2wice Nov 29th, 2003 11:34 PM

congrats :picklehat

JesusFishSticks Nov 29th, 2003 11:42 PM

Well its a good things we covered that, I was afraid someone was gonna talk about their newborn and we weren't gonna fit in talking about gonorrhea...

glowbelly Nov 29th, 2003 11:54 PM

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrurggggle.

holy shitsickles that baby looks just like you :(

if i could knit booties, i would...but the only thing i ever really excelled at in knitting is scarves AND you live in california. babies don't need scarves in california.

ScruU2wice Nov 30th, 2003 12:35 AM

i can never tell when babies look like there parents, i always think they look like babies. maybe i shouldn't work at a maternity ward :/

glowbelly Nov 30th, 2003 12:39 AM



CAN YOU SEE THE RESEMBLANCE NOW?

ScruU2wice Nov 30th, 2003 12:53 AM

NEVER...

Jixby Phillips Nov 30th, 2003 04:37 AM

Congratulations!

MK IV Nov 30th, 2003 04:56 AM

Welcome to sleepless nights and diapers with a stench you wouldnt think was possible to come from a 3 week rotting corpse, let alone a tiny baby.

Congrats and much joy and happiness :)

Protoclown Nov 30th, 2003 01:36 PM

Congrats, McClain. I'm happy for you, bro.

Spectre X Nov 30th, 2003 03:11 PM

Congratulations with your newly born daughter, Mr. McClain. :bow

KevinTheOmnivore Nov 30th, 2003 03:27 PM

Congrats.


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