FARTIN MOWLER SPEAKS!
 

"Okay. Ahem. Uh, Okay, anyway, first of all, I'm a big idiot and I'm twelve. So I get on this board and I totally don't get at all that it's the second incarnation of another board that was around long time? Even though it says that everywhere? And I don't get at all that some of the people here know each other? Because my reading comprehension is shit, I mean "No Child Left Behind"? Well I am. I will be. Whatever, school is ass.

So there's this post, from Cherry, and I totally go to town on her cause I figure it will make a name for me here even though I don't get one single thing about this community because I'm a pouty little preteen and I'm completely stupid.

So I guess I'm a big dog here and it won't be like in the real world becuase there's no such thing as a virtual swirly. Anyway I hope not.

Okay, so my point? I'm the biggest numbest tit you ever met, and that is no lie. Okay, thanks, that's it."

-Fartin "I mentioned I was a pretty big numb tit, right" Mowler

Wow what a piece of convoluted crap that was!!!! finish high school dude.

yeah! finish highschool already max! it's only taken you what? 26 years now?

Yeah Max! Hurry the hell up and pass tenth grade gym class so you can get your diploma!

>: >: >:

Yeah, dude, hurry up and finish high school! >:

You killed it. >:

It was already rotting in the fucking ground when I got here. >:

I totally will, Fartin! Alls I have to do is go back to 1980! Before you were born!

I think the most refreshing thing about you is the way you intuatively grasp a situation. hat's good, becuase otherwise, a guy as unprepared as you might come off looking like a big, numb tit.

Keep up the good work, and make some more fart jokes! Those were Great!