Hi My name is fArtin, this is my you suck rant.
 

I used to be on here alot but now I'm not. I used to hate Rongi and I forget the other guy's name but he looks like someones butt. If you look like someones butt and wish to post a picture please do. I would also like to say that most of the new people on the site suck and everytime James would say that I wasn't funny I should have an apology because I was funny and now the site isn't funny and I should be missed. So to finish my rant, most of you suck and the ones that don't I miss your wit and rye humour.

wow :(

For the record, I never thought you were funny.

BAM!

I remember a joke with fartin when I would say "I want to change my name to *Supafly345*" and then fartin would get upset. I really never was apart of that joke however. So it was people like Esuohlim saying that.

I read this twice and I still don't understand. Could you please esplain?

esplain?

I still dont get it

Nobody gets it because Supafly is a kid that doesn't know how to explian or be funny. He is an ignoramus.

BECAUSE ESUOHLIM IS THE REQUISITE FOR FUNNY

ESPECIALLY HIS WEBPAGE, WHICH HE SPENT ALL THOSE YEARS ON IN LIEU OF A GIRLFRIEND.

Supafly is way funnier than you shit-for-brains. >:
and shove your esplaines and explianses up your ass.

Finland? are you fin-ished? ha ha you suck too.

oh boy! that was so funny! You made a joke! Someone stop me from laughing or my lungs are going to burst!

NOT ONLY CAN YOU NOT SPELL, BUT YOU LIKE SUPAFLY TOO. :lol

THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, PAL. MY WEBSITE HAS ACTUALLY ATTRACTED ALL MEMBERS OF THE OPPOSITE SECKS. THEY COME FLOCKING TO ME DAY AND NIGHT NOW :picklehat

THAT'S WHEN I SAY "NO, PLEASE, I'VE HAD ENOUGH BLOWJOBS FOR TODAY, THANKS" :picklehat

I feel ashamed that it just happens to be you whom is the only one that finds me funny.

I dont find you terribly funny supafly, but you are certainly funnier than this fartinmowler. and those "spelling errors" were not errors at all. They were just my poor effort to make a joke about fartinmowlers´typing screwups. so there.

Mad Melvin "Mom I have to tell you something"
Mad Melvins Mom "Yes dear"
Mad Melvin "I had sex with a man, so there"
Mad Melvins Mom "thats fine dear but can you please stop saying , So there"

I AM MAD MELVIN. I SUCH. LOOK AT ME AND MY LAME ATTEMPTS AT TRYING TO GET BACK AT PEOPLE.

so there.

Thank You.

I would just like to say that anyone that want's to play "I'm so smart" better pull out there funny hats. I know that in school or at home it's ok to just pass the time and give a poor effort but not here. Melvin I want you and your little friend Supafly to spend some time thinking about why your really not funny and then come back and try again. I know Finland has a very high rate of humourless people and It will be a tough struggle to come up with new material but I have high hopes that you will succeed and make me proud to call you a knucklehead.

ok, well hows this for a joke? ahem...a guy walks into a bar. when bartender asks him what will it be, the guy says that he´ll only drink one shot of whiskey, because if he drinks too much and pukes on himself, his wife will divorce him. So he drinks his whiskey, but then he thinks that he could propably drink just one more. and one more after that. and one more after that. Finally the guy is so drunk, he pukes all over his shirt. The guy says to the bartender: "oh my goshh...whath am I goingh to do? my wife ish gonna divorce me now!" The bartender replys: "hey, dont worry man. just put 50 bucks in your jacket pocket and tell your wife that some drunken bastard threw up all over you and gave you the 50 bucks for laundry." The guy thinks thats a great idea and heads home. His wife is waiting at the front door and notices the puke on the guys shirt.
"I warned you! now im getting a divorce!"
"no, wait! I can explain! some guy at the bar threw up on me and gave me 50 bucks for laundry! look, heres the money!"
"OK, I guess I believe you...Hey wait a minute! theres a 100 bucks here!"
"Yeah, of course there is! Because the same bastard that threw up on my shirt, shat in my pants!"

Now thats hella funny!