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Anonymous Dec 11th, 2003 11:44 PM

Breaking News
 
I didn't see this posted yet. Shame.

http://www.gazette.net/200342/montgo.../182291-1.html

Excerpt:

Hayes was eight months pregnant at the time. The boy spilled ice cream on Hayes' shirt and, according to witnesses, she cursed at the boy and chased him around the McDonald's until he sought refuge at his grandmother's table, according to police.

When Hayes caught the boy she put him in a headlock, picked up an order of hot french fries from the table and rubbed them into the boy's eyes for 10 to 15 seconds, according to police. The boy was crying and screaming throughout the entire incident. A Wal-Mart manager separated Hayes and the boy.

Hayes was extremely worried about the health of her baby and reacted in anger, said Lynda Hayes, her mother.

Anonymous Dec 11th, 2003 11:46 PM

I also would like people to read this.

http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.p...er=asc&start=0

Schimid Dec 11th, 2003 11:46 PM

"Freedom Fries Do Just The Opposite"

executioneer Dec 11th, 2003 11:49 PM

[center:6e05d19bea]PREGNANT WOMAN IRRATIONALLY ANGRY ABOUT NOTHING[/center:6e05d19bea]

-willie

Mr. Vagiclean Dec 11th, 2003 11:55 PM

"Although she contends she did not touch the boy, she admits to being angered by him and flinging hot, salted French fries from a close distance at his face."
:lol
EAT SALTED FRIES, PROBLEM CHILD

Anonymous Dec 11th, 2003 11:58 PM

You know, I hate you and all, but that line was actually kind-of funny; "EAT SALTED FRIES, PROBLEM CHILD."

I can't wait to hear what JenMacca has to say about this, though.

Perndog Dec 12th, 2003 12:21 AM

Quote:

Hayes faced a maximum sentence of 10 years in jail and a $2,500 fine.
AND THEY PUT HER IN JAIL FOR FOUR GODDAMN DAYS AND TOLD HER TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT HER ANGER. >:

camacazio Dec 12th, 2003 12:22 AM

I don't see jail time working here... I mean, she's... well, pregnant, right?

Anonymous Dec 12th, 2003 12:27 AM

If a man had done this, he would have been incarcerated for eternity :<

Mr. Vagiclean Dec 12th, 2003 12:50 AM

She is probably even justified of chasing a kid around the McDonald, basically goin apeshit over some fucking icecream stain that endangered her child. She didn't realize that kinda sprinting might have ended in tripping and falling >:

executioneer Dec 12th, 2003 12:52 AM

Quote:

I don't see jail time working here... I mean, she's... well, pregnant, right?
Quote:

was
>:

-willie

Perndog Dec 12th, 2003 01:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camacazio
I don't see jail time working here... I mean, she's... well, pregnant, right?

It's called adoption. What should be done when any moron has a baby, to keep the kid from growing up just like its mom.

ziggytrix Dec 12th, 2003 05:43 AM

second degree a salt :(

Anonymous Dec 12th, 2003 09:49 AM

Go read loveline, please. I have a question I'm asking in there.


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