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Command Prompt Dec 14th, 2003 09:27 PM

I quit my job yesterday.
 
My boss told me he was sending me home early for drinking a pop in the back room on my break. Apparantly we are not allowed to drink pop from the portable bars.

PS - I am, er was, a banquet bartender. I laughed at him so hard it wasn't funny. Then I gave him my uniform back and told him to put the deposit on my next check. Fucker.

I hate Winnipeg. So much. People here are uberdumb.

Spooky Dec 14th, 2003 10:40 PM

DAMN THE MAN

KILL WHITEY

Evil Robot Dec 14th, 2003 10:51 PM

Get a real job loser. :(

Mr. Vagiclean Dec 14th, 2003 11:00 PM

You should have fucked him, whiners love to get fucked, real hard.



REAL HARD

Evil Robot Dec 14th, 2003 11:12 PM

You should have called him a ******.

CastroMotorOil Dec 14th, 2003 11:14 PM

or a slope, thats also a funny racist word, although its NOT overused...yet...

Command Prompt Dec 14th, 2003 11:42 PM

A real job eh? Please tell me what constitutes a real job?

is it something like posting to a message board where you are ignored? or making websites that no one visits?

MisSFiT Dec 14th, 2003 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Evil Robot
Get a real job loser. :(

You know I used to think that bartending would be easy and a stupid job, untill I just finished classes for bartending and let me tell ya, there is alot of shit you have to remember.

There are bartenders that can make $18.00 an hour at Country Clubs.

So, I'm going to have to say that bartending is a real job.

Evil Robot Dec 15th, 2003 12:24 AM

You don't get fired from a real job for drinking a soda.

MisSFiT Dec 15th, 2003 01:33 AM

Yes there are real jobs that have real assholes for bosses.

If at every job you've had your bosses where great, then let me know where you've been working.

Command Prompt Dec 15th, 2003 02:01 AM

At the rate/level he posts I would have to say he's 14 and requires no job or unfortunately has access to a computer at one.

soundtest Dec 15th, 2003 03:37 AM

I would define ignored as all the uninteresting and unfunny threads you create around here that have on average 0 replies. Evil Robot's website is greater than anything you have ever done or ever will do in your life C:\. I PROMISE.

Perndog Dec 15th, 2003 03:44 AM

I think he means a career, like a job that takes you ten years of promotions to get to. You know, the kind of opinion every good cubicle jockey sticks to.

I'm a musician. My employment contracts last between a few hours and a weekend, and I quit jobs because I decide I don't like the people I'm working for. Tell me to get a real job, too. :)

Matt Harty Dec 15th, 2003 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by C:\
is it something like posting to a message board where you are ignored? or making websites that no one visits?

I like Evil Robots posts and I visit the website all the time and think it's great.

Now don't you feel stupid?

kellychaos Dec 15th, 2003 04:50 PM

I think that all customer service/retail positions are underpaid and stressful. I've done them in the past and don't ever wish to return to doing them again. In fact, they were part of my motivation to continue going to college (secure in the knowledge that when I graduated I would not have to return to those types of jobs ever again). I hate people. The End.

Command Prompt Dec 15th, 2003 04:57 PM

Yeah no kidding soundtest. Look at all the zeros that replied to this thread.

soundtest Dec 15th, 2003 05:05 PM

hahhah nicely done!

kellychaos Dec 15th, 2003 05:11 PM

Hey, I was on your side you DOS command!

Perndog Dec 15th, 2003 05:39 PM

That's a prompt, not a command. :rolleyes

Evil Robot Dec 15th, 2003 07:05 PM

Bartending is not a real job even though you can make up to 18.00/hour at a cunttree club. That UP TO and NOT EXCEEDING 18.00/hour. A real job is one that has a future and new things to learn, what are you going to work until you retire at 18.00/hour and be the old guy behind the bar that everybody feels sorry for? I am a mechanic in a busy shop, I can earn UP TO AND NOT EXCEEDING 65.00/hour, and I learn new and interesting things every day.

MisSFiT Dec 15th, 2003 08:50 PM

Well, for going to school and making that much money is kinda hard to come by unless you work in the service industry.

I'm not trying to down anybody for anything they do because everybody has to work to make money no matter what it is, even if it's flipping fucking burgers.

What kind of fun, new and interesting things do you learn everyday as a mechanic?
Because if I remember correctly from other things you have posted you hate your job.

Perndog Dec 15th, 2003 08:54 PM

I got $200 for three hours one day, I must have a real job. :picklehat

But yeah, I was gonna ask, too, what's so interesting about being a mechanic?

Evil Robot Dec 15th, 2003 09:14 PM

Look, just because I know whats best for you and you want to pit yourself against an uphill battle that will only result in you eventually going senile with no money for proper medical treatment doesn't mean my job sucks as much as yours. One thing that does bring home the bacon for me at least, is pissing you off. Sure, I could sit here and belittle you about your choice of careers, so I will continue to do so. Let me put it this way, I get paid on commision, and there MANY south american importers that pay me good money for your angst. So keep those angry comebacks a commin'!
BTW, do you find drag racing boring? Cause I sure as hell don't!

MisSFiT Dec 16th, 2003 02:11 AM

Drag racing?

What about Drag?
Do you ever dress up in it?

If I where a guy, I think it would be fun.

Command Prompt Dec 16th, 2003 03:07 AM

Congradulations on the inner peace, greasemonkey.

I am an honors psychology student and I plan to eventually become a physiological psychologist, a career that most likely will bring a great deal of sastifaction, if not intrest to my life. The countless amount of shit JOBS I have had to hold down to sustain myself through the grueling tryst of education will hold nothing to the sheer amount of pleasure my actual CAREER will bring me.

And thanks to you, I now know, years from now, where to go to get my BMW fixed.

At that point, hopefully your union connections will prove more lucrative than my candy assed college degree, and you can still laugh at me.

But I could care less. Its not how much you make. Its how happy you are making it.


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