I have made a decision
 

Well, we are very poor. There are no jobs... or at least not any that pay anything even livable.

So therefore I have decided I must make money the way many people do - by either being immoral or involved in some sort of criminal activities.

I am pretty sure criminal activities is the way to go.

I am open to suggestions.

porn

Go door to door collecting for a bogus charity. Or just say that you're collecting for a real one. Either way, the poor saps will give you money.

Telemarketing is criminally stupid, frowny emoticon.

Be a dominatrix. You have a good look for it, and if you only take clients who are into humiliation, you don't even have to touch anything nasty or be touched by it.

If I had any good advice I'd have given it to you by now.

The only thing I know anything about is Museum work. Visitor services in larger museums almost always has openings, because it's awful and pays poorly. The thing is, though, it's a good way to get ones foot in the door as far as other jobs at said museum go. If you tell me what Museums yoiu are near, I would happily find out if I can stir up any contacts.

I thought only rich saps had money to give away



oh man that was funny

Thanks max. Unfortunately there are probably only about 2 museums in the Richmond area, and the gas money it would cost to get to them would most likely equal the pay

Booooogus chaaaarity.

You could start up a business where you get hired by lonely 40-year-olds to pretend to be their girlfriend, and walk around the mall with them for an hour.

I am more suited to be a hitman than work for an escort or get your jollys off kind of service. Actually if I had to work at one I would most likely become a hitman anyway. Funny how that works

Stand on a street corner with a sign that says "Help me buy my daughter out of slavery"
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Hurt From Zoloft

The term Hitman offends me. Say Hitperson, or if you preffr, Hitrix.

Seriously, phone sex is hysterical.



IT'S THE BILL I HATE!

You could always take that idea the guy talked about in 'lock, stock, and two smoking barrels' about the dildo mail order business

-Steal David Cross' idea, and get a job describing pork to Jews.
-Modeling
-Set up an amateur porn site for and about Rog and Scott
-Sell your panties on eBay, that were really worn by Rog
-Insurance fraud

man we are so fucked :(

Woah woah. Phone sex! That's totally it. Hell, you'd be able to live like kings of my business alone. :pervert

Only problem is, then I'D need to get a job. Any suggestions for what I should do, guys?

Anybody need a driver? Sure, my car is shitty and it's only good for in-town travel... but my rates are low. $200/hr.

How about.....

the bogus charity thing.

I could pretend I am raising money to put arab americans in camps or something. Then I would only get money from people who don't deserve money (or anything else good in life).

Or wait I got it- perfect!-...... I could do a "The South Will Rise Again" charity.

Doopa, I have some links to job recruiters for the game industry. Last time I checked, there are lots of jobs for characters artists and shit. Some may be out of state, but perhaps you can find something where you can tele-commute. Message me and I'll give them to you.

I still say phone sex is the way to go.

Rog, gimme your number, and wait by the phone with your pants off. I like to take my time, and I like to be called "Daddy." ;)

Be a lawyer...


But I'd definitly go for the phone sex. You get paid, You dun have to see the guy/girl, you can't get diseases, and its interesting.

yeah b/c becoming a lawyer is so easy, cheap and fast. :(

OH! DOOPA! Convert to Judaism! It's a little time consuming and excrutiatingly scholarly, but once in you can take part in our international banking/media conspiracy!

Hey, Punkgirlie! Are you a Jew? If so, everyone can hate you twice!

L'CHAIM AND GOODNIGHT! DON'T FORGET TO TIP YOUR WAITRES! BUT NOT TOO MUCH! THE SERVICE WASN'T THAT GOOD, THE FOOD WAS TERRIBLE AND THE PORTIONS WERE SO SMALL!!!

Become an Evangelist. You make wads of cash and you get to save people from God's Hellfire. :)

She's poor, but she still has her dignity, you twit. >:

Everyone ws talking about whoring herself out. By being an evangelist, she could be the pimp.