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Does it hurt?

ONLY WHEN YOU PEE IN THE VAGINA!

I wouldn't know. :( I hope not, though.

Why would I pee in it?

You forgot how to cum. :o

Does that hurt?

It burns a little and then you get a rash. :(

Thanks. Is there anything I can do to make it less painful?

:bestthread

Depends on whether you're the guy or the girl. If you're the guy, then I imagine it probably won't hurt at all for you, unless you're with another guy and taking it up the ass. If you're the girl, however, your first few times at least will hurt.

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Carry a machine gun!

Solution: Steel Plated Condoms.

I don't appreciate you last four's sarcasm. I really need answers here.

This isn't the best thread ever. I am a guy and I don't want to have sex with guys. I don't believe in violence. I don't think they make steel played condoms and I think those would probably hurt.

Any real answers would be great. Thanks again.

Four layered sheepskin condoms. >:

Ok. Where can I buy those? I don't think they sell them in Williamsburg because I went to the gas station a couple days ago and all they had were Trojans. Do those come in sheepskin?

You have to tell her to get wet first, or else it will hurt. You have to tell her to think sexy thoughts even though she knows she'll never have those thoughts when she's with you (hey hey, only kidding).

If she doesn't have sexy thoughts then having sex will be uncomfortable for both of you. She'll be dry as a bone and you will hurt because it will feel like having sex with sandpaper.

HOPE THIS HELPS :picklehat

It does. Thanks guys.

AM I RIGHT LADIES? :picklehat

Go down on her for a bit first. Gets it nice and moist one way or the other. Make sure she is clean though. If not :x

the first few times it will hurt. the head of your cock will feel like it's exploded into extinction. if you havent had sex in a while, it will hurt you, too. also i think it depends on how skillful she is. if she was 50 times better than the previous girl you'v e been fucking, it will probably hurt.

Yes, but how do you win?

YOU WIN IF ANY TESTS ARE NEGATIVE (LIKE GOLF)

If it doesn't hurt your penis is too small.


Use lube, idiot.

But how do you win? haha

Sex is a lot like the movie Citizen Kain. Everyone rants how great it is and when you actually see it ( or, in the case of sex, have it ), you realize it's very overrated and you'll realize that everyone who loved it just say they do to sound smart ( or, in the case of sex, manly ).

EDIT: It sounded a lot better in my head :(